a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[Lisa Claus]

pet shoppe chashier, whore, welfare sponge

Nope. I was hired to run the store one day a week. Didn't last long though, the woman who owns the store is a psycho who is going broke. She fired people before me for eating their lunch behind the counter, fired a vet nurse for "not having enough product knowledge" but she kept hiring new people to run the store because she wanted to go on holiday, meanwhile the store wasn't making much money at all... not even enough to cover wages, she spent all her time on the phone trying to abuse insurance companies and get delivery boys fired etc... she refused to take pets to sell from breeders because she claimed they were "junkies" (wait... maybe she's GulDucat) and basically in the end she couldn't get anyone to run her store for her, even the agency that sent me stopped sending her employees. The woman was a complete headcase. I did her books too everyday, she was in terrible debt and just kept bitching taht she needed peopel to run the store so she could go on holiday... the idiot couldn't even afford to pay anyone without going into more debt and she wanted to go on holiday?

never been a whore, been offered that job twice though, $2,000 base rate a week and a company car then $300 per customer served (prostitution is legal in Australia adn even txed by the government.) Didn't want to do that though.