a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[blumpkin blownuts]

um no

I actually loaned him money after he got robbed and it took him months to pay me back and yes I did want that money back to pay rent

he is in jail now anyway

idk about australian jails but a prisoner can make up to $3 a day in the american jail labor system
that would still go a long way towards your rent