I want to see this freakishly large cock dp told me he had

[Lisa Claus]

Hi, world renowned comedian Steve Yelle here. In case you didn't know, this is a thread about dicks. ;)

yet it has a serious lack of cock in it

[mrs. hyde]

Being such a slut is why you had to kill your baby. Knock it off tramp.

Probably not for your sex partners...

yet it has a serious lack of cock in it

^THIS

[Lisa Claus]

^THIS

yeah nice try you fat old hag

got any takers?

Nope.

[mrs. hyde]

yeah nice try you fat old hag

got any takers?

Nope.

Yup

[Lisa Claus]

Yup

uh huh

[mrs. hyde]

uh huh

truth

[Lisa Claus]

truth

yeah ok

so why is it you feel some need to follow my posts around saying I'm a slut and that you are really hot or some retarded shit? This is the internet.

Explain.

[mrs. hyde]

yeah ok

so why is it you feel some need to follow my posts around saying I'm a slut and that you are really hot or some retarded shit? This is the internet.

Explain.

I never called myself hot, you are delusional! Everyone else called you a slut, I just agreed!

[Lisa Claus]

I never called myself hot, you are delusional! Everyone else called you a slut, I just agreed!

no there are posts of you running around saying you are really cute and not fat at all or something like that.

These guys WISH I was a slut, but I'll let you in on a little secret... put any of them on the spot like I did to dp in here and watch them cower and tremble that a woman has shown them any interest at all.

They like it a lot better when they can run around and post about their idiot sexual fantasies about female posters and have it not actually be true at all.

But you're a woman of wisdom age, I'm sure you already know that.

Except for Tim, Tim WILL put out, Tim will literally get his cock out for anything... not a bad show either, I recommend it if you really want to get any of these pussy wankers' pants off.

[Genital Doli]

Except for Tim, Tim WILL put out, Tim will literally get his cock out for anything... not a bad show either, I recommend it if you really want to get any of these pussy wankers' pants off.

[Autistic Spectrum]

no there are posts of you running around saying you are really cute and not fat at all or something like that.

These guys WISH I was a slut, but I'll let you in on a little secret... put any of them on the spot like I did to dp in here and watch them cower and tremble that a woman has shown them any interest at all.

They like it a lot better when they can run around and post about their idiot sexual fantasies about female posters and have it not actually be true at all.

But you're a woman of wisdom age, I'm sure you already know that.

Except for Tim, Tim WILL put out, Tim will literally get his cock out for anything... not a bad show either, I recommend it if you really want to get any of these pussy wankers' pants off.

thank you

[Lisa Claus]

Except for Tim, Tim WILL put out, Tim will literally get his cock out for anything... not a bad show either, I recommend it if you really want to get any of these pussy wankers' pants off.

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

remind me why we traded in gullcat for may

[Autistic Spectrum]

iwc is not here to ban her again

[Autistic Spectrum]

snd cody jr ran away after cominig face to face with his worst nightmare iwc

[Lisa Claus]

May should stay

because I'd like to see how she deals with not being able to ban every fucking female she sees in a forum.

We've got Pulse Riot for that here, position already taken, soz bitch.

[Autistic Spectrum]

iwc can do it for her

[blumpkin blownuts]

may is a wet napkin

[Autistic Spectrum]

how many times where you banned when you started posting bob

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wait , lol u where from ytmnd sfw, the safest for work ytmnd fourm of them all

[Autistic Spectrum]

i banned alot of niggers over there for breaking the rules, with there rule breaking and there lazy town avatars

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wasn't banned from sfw until the very end when i was spamming in order to move the cp & beastiality links off of the first page
i was banned from this place maybe twice, not counting when i was actively attacking it with spam bots

[Autistic Spectrum]

who was posting cp i was demodded when i called max a jew faggot, where was waspxxxx the worst faggot in the entire world

[blumpkin blownuts]

sfw was left to decompose without an active admin the last year or so it was up
porno bots signed up mysteriously (jewbag max trying to make money) and weren't banned so they started out with benign shit like milfs and azianz then started posting beastiality links and finally were posting cp links not real cp but child model sites like "little ___" and "___ model" where ___ is any girl's name in existence

i went about it real stupid. i started off by reporting like 1000 spam posts and clay came in and bitched about his outlook making ding sounds everytime someone reported posts but he didn't ban anyone until i brought in my own spambot to roll the cp links off the page but max was losing clicks so clay banned me and let the links stay so in a fit of rage i reported sfw to interpol and within 3 days it was down forever

[Autistic Spectrum]

clay and max's child porn ring on the ytmnd safe for work fourms

[blumpkin blownuts]

waspxxxxxx probably still doesn't even know sfw is gone

[blumpkin blownuts]

i posted there 2 years and can't remember a single poster except the posters from here - you, maks, deso, pronoun, iwc.

[blumpkin blownuts]

the only non-nsfw poster i remember was some dude with a fox for an avatar who fell in love with deso (mtic) and she somehow extorted him into having to leave

[blumpkin blownuts]

someone still has to have the sfw version of longpain
it had spiders and a red-hot stovetop and other stuff that was frightening but work-safe

[sex with dead people]

I dare any of you to fight me irl