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i really want to read the monde comics but i only get to see like the first x300 of the image before its cut off,
and everyone's avatar is massive

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What good is it, my brothers, if a man claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save him? . . . Faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead. - James 2:14-17

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As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. - 2 Kings 2:11

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As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. - 2 Kings 2:11

you just cracked open a bible and quoted the first thing you read didn't you

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if we're going to do some old testament quoting, there is way better quotes that need to be said involving the bible's tolerance of slavery and euthanasia and the like

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if we're going to do some old testament quoting, there is way better quotes that need to be said involving the bible's tolerance of slavery and euthanasia and the like

Theres a law thats like If a woman grabs a man by the testicles, then she is to be put to death

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most anti-biblical atheists haven't even caught on to all the weird crazy inhumane shit that's in the bible because they are too lazy to even open the book

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our ancestors from 3000 years ago were many times more fucked in the head than we can ever hope to be

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the exodus "laws" (which are right after the ten commandments) even go into Personal Injuries and insurance claims lol,
even back in 3000BC, the Jews were still practising the profession of being money-hoarding cheap asses

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I litreally had to learn all of this retarded shit when I was training to be a (Priest) but now Im not and Im having vagina sex.

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I litreally had to learn all of this retarded shit when I was training to be a (Priest) but now Im not and Im having vagina sex.

i've thought about being a priest just for the asceticism,
for some reason, a test of willpower sounds enticing to me,
but there are better ways of doing it besides giving your life over to a corrupt organization

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i've thought about being a priest just for the asceticism,
for some reason, a test of willpower sounds enticing to me,
but there are better ways of doing it besides giving your life over to a corrupt organization

lol theres nothing ascetic about being a catholic priest, if you want that you have to be a monk w/ the cistercians or one of the other thousand tiny orders

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lol theres nothing ascetic about being a catholic priest, if you want that you have to be a monk w/ the cistercians or one of the other thousand tiny orders

that's what i wanted,
but i'd feel too restricted by the organization i'm a part of.
I seriously considered becoming a buddhist monk for a long time, but I'd rather practice my own beliefs as I encounter them rather than have beliefs shoved down my throat

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So what is a Catholic priest's big turn on then? Is it speaking to a crowd of people and being able to inspire them?
The monk's turn on is clearly the asceticism and the reinforcement of willpower it brings, but what about the priest?

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a part of me thinks that monks must spend their whole life in resentment of the people they hated in youth, because if your "boost of willpower" isn't going to be used for anything besides sitting in solitude, what was the point

the Buddhist's had a point: you eventually become enlightened after enough willpower has accumulated, but this invariably fades away in time. The Judeo-christian monks however don't have anything to gain from asceticism; they are still very much slaves to those in a higher order within their organization

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From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. - 2 Kings 2:23-24

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"They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man." - Numbers 31:13-18

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Reminder that Judaism in its current form is the result of thousands of years of manipulation by the rabbis out of fear that the Kohanim would resume their rightful place as the priests of YHWH

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REminder that the liturgical language used by the Coptic Orthodox Church is a direct descendant of so -called 'glamorous' ancient egyptian and it sounds like a dog haveing sex with a battlefield 3 tank