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everybody wants to be monde

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accurate

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are you making fun of my ms paint skills bro

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i'm sorry i forgot that you spend 5 minutes making your photo edits in photoshop to get across a point that will be forgotten in 20 seconds

damnit i failed to impress stomple

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and i'm still living in 2005 where most image uploading sites wouldn't even let you upload PNGs or BMPs
its just muscle memory now for me to save as jpeg
especially since i'm using windows xp again now and it's taken me back like a time capsule

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while we're on the subject why do big images keep getting cut off for me and i cant scroll over to see the rest of the image?
is it because i'm using XP or is it set that way in vbulletin or something

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i really want to read the monde comics but i only get to see like the first x300 of the image before its cut off,
and everyone's avatar is massive

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The truth shall set you free - John 8:32

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resolution is set to 1152x864 but everything still looks like shit.
The brightness/contrast/saturation is all fucked up but when i go into my video driver's controls to adjust them, it only ends up making it look like i'm on LSD and everything ends up being way too colorful
fucking windows XP

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What good is it, my brothers, if a man claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save him? . . . Faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead. - James 2:14-17

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As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. - 2 Kings 2:11

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Exodus 21:2
If you have a Hebrew slave, he is to serve you for 6 years, but in the seventh year he shall go free

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From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. - 2 Kings 2:23-24

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As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. - 2 Kings 2:11

you just cracked open a bible and quoted the first thing you read didn't you

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"They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man." - Numbers 31:13-18

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if we're going to do some old testament quoting, there is way better quotes that need to be said involving the bible's tolerance of slavery and euthanasia and the like

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Timothy 7:15


15 Whoever digs a hole and scoops it out
falls into the pit they have made.

lmfao

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if we're going to do some old testament quoting, there is way better quotes that need to be said involving the bible's tolerance of slavery and euthanasia and the like

Theres a law thats like If a woman grabs a man by the testicles, then she is to be put to death

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most anti-biblical atheists haven't even caught on to all the weird crazy inhumane shit that's in the bible because they are too lazy to even open the book

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our ancestors from 3000 years ago were many times more fucked in the head than we can ever hope to be

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Reminder that Judaism in its current form is the result of thousands of years of manipulation by the rabbis out of fear that the Kohanim would resume their rightful place as the priests of YHWH

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REminder that the liturgical language used by the Coptic Orthodox Church is a direct descendant of so -called 'glamorous' ancient egyptian and it sounds like a dog haveing sex with a battlefield 3 tank

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the exodus "laws" (which are right after the ten commandments) even go into Personal Injuries and insurance claims lol,
even back in 3000BC, the Jews were still practising the profession of being money-hoarding cheap asses

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Actualy, Most liekly the Bible was written nowhere near 3000 B.C. (unlike numerous Vedic text), but at the latest 11th century B.C.. Further, the Jews in 3000 B.C. did not exist as a nation and moneyed currency as such did not even exist in Canaan at that tiem.

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bah i meant 3000 years ago,
w/e technicality

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I litreally had to learn all of this retarded shit when I was training to be a (Priest) but now Im not and Im having vagina sex.

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"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished. But he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property"
- Exodus 21:20

damn the bible is awesome
aren't these laws supposed to be in effect eternally since they were handed down by god?

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I litreally had to learn all of this retarded shit when I was training to be a (Priest) but now Im not and Im having vagina sex.

i've thought about being a priest just for the asceticism,
for some reason, a test of willpower sounds enticing to me,
but there are better ways of doing it besides giving your life over to a corrupt organization

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like 80% of judaism are just cultural jews/boring deists who go to synagogue and have overbearing moms, the other 20% think so. as for christianity the "law" of the old testament in classic augustinian/pauline theology was intimately tied to the old covenant god made with abraham via "sacrifice" o f isaac. when jesus came his sacrifice forged the new covenant which was fuller because jesus was truely sacrificed whereas isaac was replaced w/ a ram or somthing.