drinking straight shots of tequila, no chaser and trying not to puke

I've been known to kick back on my porch and kill a 40 of colt 45 but I don't pour any on the sidewalk for my homies who couldn't be there because my friends are white and not in gangs so they're all still alive

I wish I could by 40's in Florida, fuckin' bible bashing south.

[maks]

fun fact it takes about 10 minutes for a bottle of colt 45 to go flat and taste 10x worse than it does fresh

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rage:

no fawteez!

damn son that sucks!

Yeah, the biggest beer you can get here is only 32 OZ's. Its pretty homosexual.