Almost had sex with my best friend/room mate's boyfriend while she was out of town...

[elezzzark]

[Barack Hussein Obama]

When you assume, yo deaf ass makes a ass outta you and me. But mostly you, you deaf mexican't.

[elezzzark]

When you assume, yo deaf ass makes a ass outta you and me. But mostly you, you deaf mexican't.

Speak english again lols

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Speak english again lols

English. I speak that shit. I was raised in the hood, but you was raised in nasty streets of Mexico you deaf bitch.

[elezzzark]

English. I speak that shit. I was raised in the hood, but you was raised in nasty streets of Mexico you deaf bitch.

What are differences between the hood and nasty streets?

[Barack Hussein Obama]

What are differences between the hood and nasty streets?

In the hood we sell drugs and stab bitches that talk to the popo. In the nasty streets, you suck donkey dicks for pesos and fuck your mom for fun. At least you can't hear all the murders.