Tweaker Theories

[timmy]

Roy4l definitely wasn't smarter than anybody,

and "more successful" is subjective. Is being a faggot with a reserved introvert personality and living in constant resentment of the people you view as inferior (when actually they are better than you which is why you resent them) considered "successful"?

the part where he has higher education than most of this board and has a job in what he majored in? thats considered success... look at stomple he has a higher education than most here but he cant even get a job with his major... you consider success being popular or some shit? thats not very good goals, bro, might want to re think your shit, lay off the drugs, save some money and stop living in someones basement.

[timmy]

that's actually one of the more-accurate statements cody has ever posted here

coming from a contender for most drug fucked person on this forum, you really do know how to sound stupid and retarded.

[timmy]

came to an epiphany, plug drugs is trying to say im depressed in one of his super retarded drug threads, what has his brain come to..

[Plug Drugs]

the part where he has higher education than most of this board and has a job in what he majored in? thats considered success... look at stomple he has a higher education than most here but he cant even get a job with his major... you consider success being popular or some shit? thats not very good goals, bro, might want to re think your shit, lay off the drugs, save some money and stop living in someones basement.

someone could be a billionaire and still have to wake up every morning knowing they are a gump piece of shit and everybody only pretends to like them

[Plug Drugs]

its not about being popular its about sharing life experiences with people
Friendship is Magic!™

[Plug Drugs]

coming from a contender for most drug fucked person on this forum, you really do know how to sound stupid and retarded.

keep insisting something and you might be able to believe it yourself one day

[timmy]

keep doing drugs keep it real

[Plug Drugs]

you dont need to tell me that bro i'm on top of it already

[maks]

look at stomple he has a higher education than most here

most of the forum has a 4 year degree barry

[timmy]

most of the forum has a 4 year degree barry

you me garf steffi elz tekno ruby reno gus clay deeso boopz siburp who else is a dumb ass just let me know
inb4 mad max pretends changes his story and preetends he went to uni

[timmy]

around 50% of this forum doesnt have a bachelors or higher

[maks]

you me garf steffi elz tekno ruby reno gus clay deeso boopz siburp who else is a dumb ass just let me know
inb4 mad max pretends changes his story and preetends he went to uni

you, me, steffies - true
garfield - isn't he a teacher or something?
elz - working on it I think
teknorat - no idea
ruby - true
gush clay reno - not sure about any of these, but last I heard gush was working on one and I believe clay has one
deso - has a degree
boobz siburke - also true

you didn't mention plug drugs or cody, sloppy work barry

pretty much everyone else has one or is in the process of getting one. fact is a 4 year degree, even in a subject that isn't useless like stompleb's, is no guarantee of success. in fact employers look at it like they did a high school diploma 10 or 15 years ago, it's just kind of expected, it doesn't set you apart from the crowd anymore. if attending college automatically got you a job we wouldn't have thousands of idiots wandering the streets in guy fawkes masks bitching that they can't pay their student loans.

[timmy]

thank prophet muhammed for there being lots of jobs in oz

[maks]

do you actually have a job now?

[boobz]

do you actually have a job now?

[citation needed]

But Tim doesn't need a job if he ain't got no rent to pay

[Genital Doli]

it's funny because it annoyed doli.

LOL.

[Genital Doli]

lol at the very idea that clay, the admin of this site, who is a corupt fucktard who takes bribes from moneyed interests, is somehow a degree holder

he holds the degree right before giving it to the graduate am i right

just hey ho, lets go with it. the anthem of my life

[Plug Drugs]

there is this one girl i knew in high school who used to be home schooled for elementary and middle school
She used to be pretty smart, and fairly nerdy if I'm being honest - she liked Lord of the Rings, etc.. But she wasn't shy, she was down to Earth, and fun to talk to.

But then after going to a public high school, she underwent a metamorphosis into this gigantic slut bitch..
One time, her friends pushed her into the boy's locker-room, and she started fucking every guy in the showers over the next 2 hours

Anyways, the point I was going to make is that she listened to the Ramones thinking it made her cool and scene, and I always wanted to tell her she was born about 20 years too late to be "scene" listening to the Ramones...

[Plug Drugs]

That might be true for your generation, but i'm not part of that.

i wasn't attacking you, just making conversation

brool story co

[Plug Drugs]

if you spend a good chunk of your time on internet forums, its safe to assume whatever generation you belong to has already disowned you

[maks]

if you spend a good chunk of your time on internet forums, its safe to assume whatever generation you belong to has already disowned you

my generation is full of suburban white guys sagging their pants and talking about tupac like he's a fucking religious figure and discussing the various ways the man is keeping them down then going home and watching Friends on a 60 inch plasma. fuck my generation. I disowned them, not the other way around.

[Genital Doli]

there is this one girl i knew in high school who used to be home schooled for elementary and middle school
She used to be pretty smart, and fairly nerdy if I'm being honest - she liked Lord of the Rings, etc.. But she wasn't shy, she was down to Earth, and fun to talk to.

But then after going to a public high school, she underwent a metamorphosis into this gigantic slut bitch..
One time, her friends pushed her into the boy's locker-room, and she started fucking every guy in the showers over the next 2 hours

How I met your mother

[siburke939]

you, me, steffies - true
garfield - isn't he a teacher or something?
elz - working on it I think
teknorat - no idea
ruby - true
gush clay reno - not sure about any of these, but last I heard gush was working on one and I believe clay has one
deso - has a degree
boobz siburke - also true

you didn't mention plug drugs or cody, sloppy work barry

pretty much everyone else has one or is in the process of getting one. fact is a 4 year degree, even in a subject that isn't useless like stompleb's, is no guarantee of success. in fact employers look at it like they did a high school diploma 10 or 15 years ago, it's just kind of expected, it doesn't set you apart from the crowd anymore. if attending college automatically got you a job we wouldn't have thousands of idiots wandering the streets in guy fawkes masks bitching that they can't pay their student loans.

i'm starting my law degree (4 years) next summe - still dumb as a post though!

[siburke939]

look i can't even spell "summer" wow i have made a booboo there

[rubycalaber]

I knew siburke worked for wolfram & hart! it was the 401k that gave it away

you, me, steffies - true
garfield - isn't he a teacher or something?
elz - working on it I think
teknorat - no idea
ruby - true
gush clay reno - not sure about any of these, but last I heard gush was working on one and I believe clay has one
deso - has a degree
boobz siburke - also true

you didn't mention plug drugs or cody, sloppy work barry

pretty much everyone else has one or is in the process of getting one. fact is a 4 year degree, even in a subject that isn't useless like stompleb's, is no guarantee of success. in fact employers look at it like they did a high school diploma 10 or 15 years ago, it's just kind of expected, it doesn't set you apart from the crowd anymore. if attending college automatically got you a job we wouldn't have thousands of idiots wandering the streets in guy fawkes masks bitching that they can't pay their student loans.