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    The purpose for this thread is to write in tweaker theories as they come to me, although I will probably forget about this thread in a few hours and never post in it again

    I think Asperger's syndrome may not be an actual syndrome or disorder at all, but merely a sociological phenomenon. My theory is that individuals with aspergers are merely at a level of innate intelligence which allows them to take in information about other people and society in general which would normally be either disregarded by other people, incomprehensible to other people, or only registered subconsciously for other people.

    Perhaps the collective unconscious (in Jungian theory) has desginated them, as individuals, to perform a specific role in society (hence, the frequently portrayed fascination that individuals with Aspergers have with complex fields of knowledge that would normally be beyond their age-level to comprehend).

    But, this phenomenon only emerges as an undesirable "syndrome" when the affected individual lacks the instinctive nurturing which their unconsciousness requires. Although the parents of the individuals may technically be 'nurturing', they do not instinctually feel love and unconditional devotion for the well-being of the affected child (i.e., they may go through the motions of taking care of their child, insomuch as society deems recommended, but have not cared for their child on a natural instinctive level, even though they may not know this - since society has such a way of telling us to deny our instincts while still insisting that we are being true to 'normalcy'.

    This has resulted from decades of the human race denying its instincts in favor of more cleanly and manageable societal standards. Although the phenomenon may be somewhat uncommon now, it will only increase in frequency the longer instinctual-denial remains commonplace. Then farther off in the future, its rate of incidence will return to a certain level of rarity as the phenomenon becomes so frequent that the Asperger-esque traits become widely accepted among individuals everywhere as another variation of 'normal'.
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    next theory
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    Suddenly, society seems to start changing;
    I see phony people now long last trying to become honest and realistic,
    but then I see honest and realistic people getting shunned for trying out being "phony".
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    Seems like it's not really a matter of phoniness at all, but attractiveness and unattractiveness. The attractive people suddenly realized their personality was horseshit and starting half-sincerely trying to change; the people who were honest and thought for themselves then saw this as a gesture of the phonies admitting their guilt, and tried to show that they would "meet them half way" by being a little bit phony themselves, but got rejected for it as soon as they tried it.

    It's all because stoner culture has merged almost completely with mainstream - with mainstream movies especially, where it is portrayed in these new modern "pseudo-reality" movies, which try to use 'social awkwardness' as the cornerstone for all jokes in order to make them funny and recycle the same formulated plot-device garbage from past movies only this time it comes across as "fresh and realistic".

    My culture has been raped and stolen from me it feels like. In the past it seemed like marijuana use in movies was portrayed as "pushing the envelope", which was good back then because it made people think a little bit more about marijuana and maybe help get marijuana laws repealed. But now drug use in a movie is almost mandatory for a comedy to even sell tickets; marijuana as portrayed as some totally acceptable thing that everybody secretly does once in a while. This gives the impression of realism, and also gets people to think that movies give them access to some sort of privileged information on how other people think and act. The movie industry does this for two reasons: To get people to feel a sense of personal identity with that movie, causing the movie to sell more tickets and DVDs; to tell everyone "this is what reality is, and this is what 'normal' is, and if you don't act like these people you aren't normal" to beat us down into a submissive state so we stay consumers indefinitely, and the people with millions of dollars stay rich indefinitely.

    It's scary, because the people with money now are actually starting to look out for each other and unite together to stay rich and powerful; in the past they used to compete with each other, and would pray for their competition to collapse financially. Now, they see that the people of the US and western civilization in general are trying to abandon their reliance on consumerism and corporations, and this scares corporations -- they no longer pray for the collapse of their competitors, because they now view the collapse of their competitors as a sign that their own collapse is imminent.

    bob hughes said something like "Once the generation born in the 50s and 60s is gone, we'll be flying blind" which really stuck in my head, and I was thinking the same thing.
    Have you ever heard the system of a down song spiders? It's good, you can trust system of a down, don't associate them with other modern bands, they're not trying to promote their image like the record company's bitch, they're just some dudes who, by some records company's mistake, were able to reach a wide audience and start singing about big brother and brainwashing and shit

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    tl;dr
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    your aspergers theory is obviously wrong since barry cant take in any information at all

    ps I used to love SOAD and would listen to Toxicity a/d e/d when I was like 11

    my favorite was prison song

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    ruby wishes he was in prison because hes gay, he would latch onto the biggest alpha gay in there and be his bitch
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    will someone please change barrty's name to 'tim arbeu' I need it for a school project
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    will someone please change marks name to 'stomplebs best friend and lover' for the hell of it
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    well they know full well that I'd just abandon this account and make a new one
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    I would do well in prison since I suck dick so well

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    I miss ROY4L and how he would ban marks every time he made a new parody alt

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    I only made the parody alts because he banned my previous one. that guy really did not appreciate my posting at all.
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    a guy smarter and more successful than everyone here didnt appreciate you? thats no shock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fjs wins again View Post
    smarter and more successful than everyone here
    we're talking about roy4l not jon
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    and what science does jon do for a living
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    computer science
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    bachelors or masters he could still be earning the same amount as royal
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    everything about royal was a lie




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    I don't care what pieces of paper they have I have posted with both of them for years and jon is clearly the smarter of the two in fact it's not even close
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    my brother is a druggie he has a bunch of retarded ideas about everything today he told me the dog doesn't have congestive heart failure she just needs heavy exercise and his magical reiki waves
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    also I've been turning into a bat and terrorizing him and he'd like me to stop
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    there's got to be a different creature to turn into and terrorize him lets brainstorm for a bit.
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    turn into general doli
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    he's a little bit less intimidating than a bat

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    OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. win, win win wni winn win win win win win wni win My god this fucking thread between Cody psoting the gayest fucking autoplay video ive ever seen and plug drugs writeing the sequel to anna kareina i just ddont know how much more Epic this thread can get
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    general foli make this your avatar because it explains how you are dead to me
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    barry come on you know that your try-hard shit is always a losing proposition, if you want to be funny you need to rage hard and tell doli exactly why you hate him and you're better than him. we need paragraphs, barry, whole paragraphs that's your specialty not stupid one-off image posts with an explanation crammed in
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    I think you've been spending too much time at fjs you think just complaining is funny but no in reality how you complain has a lot to do with it
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    barry circa mid 2010 could make that argument, you can't. the quantity and quality of your rants and bizzaro theories has been on a steady downhill slope and now it's practically dried up entirely.
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