just woke up to a girl in my bed in just a thong no bra

[elezzark]

because I kept having a dream about an 830+ dps 1H for my witch doctor on the AH for under 50k and then I just got up and went to go look on the AH and d3 servers are down. She just left though because D3 servers should be coming up any second but still I really felt like there was an 830+ dps 1h just waiting for me...

[rubycalaber]

I'm too much of a nerd to relate to your threads title but not enough of a nerd to understand the body, so well done I guess

getting my dick sucked by a wood tick sounds like a more likely story then the op

but ive already pulled two off so i wouldn't be surprised if its true

[Genital Doli]

Oh thats some good dreams for sure OP

lol how can u have lvl 60? i am lvl 40 and i cant play anymore cuz its so much clicking it hurts my finger...

[rubycalaber]

once I broke a finger nail clicking my mouse too fast

(this was while playing mw3, a real game that actually takes skill and is fun)

[maks]

wait isn't mw3 a call of duty game which is on rails and almost entirely scripted?

I love the powerglove, it's so bad.

awww did little hiro have to sleep in mommy's bed because of the scary thunderstorm.

[boobz]

I love the powerglove, it's so bad.

I still play mw3 with my nintendo powerglove because I'm a pro gamer

[Desolation]

Getting your clit licked while downing Butcher with 5 stacks of Valor for the 6th time on the day ez

[UofLCardfan08]

I love the powerglove up my ass, it's so bad.

phixd

i love the powerglove, its so bad.

[rubycalaber]

wait isn't mw3 a call of duty game which is on rails and almost entirely scripted?

thats the single player but as we all know from timllololololollolo god rest his gaming soul the multiplayer is for pro gamers

[Genital Doli]

awww did little hiro have to sleep in mommy's bed because of the scary thunderstorm.

lmao

[rubycalaber]

that was indeed epic win tbh

[Genital Doli]

that was indeed epic win tbh

Oh. For fucking sure.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like hiro but that was the sickest burn ive seen all year

[rubycalaber]

the only way for him to recover is to say his mom is hot

[Genital Doli]

wait isn't mw3 a call of duty game which is on rails and almost entirely scripted?

I play Call of Duty gam for the single playe

[Genital Doli]

Man... what a great story im getting from this first person shooter. Im glad I get to sit in a car for three hours listening to the computer soldier man talk about they girlfriends when all I want to do is get headshots

[maks]

single player FPS games don't have to suck just look at wolf3d and doom they invented the fucking genre

[blumpkin blownuts]

Q2, Q4, Warcraft2, Descent I&II, all just as fun offline as online, usually much moreso

[Genital Doli]

Q2, Q4, Warcraft2, DescentI&II, all just as fun offline as online if not even moreso

One of those things does not belong.

[Genital Doli]

Ah, yes, my favor shooter Warcraft 2 lol.

only reason i even play games is to beat people why would i want to play offline

[blumpkin blownuts]

honestly i cant rememeber if i played descent 1 online. if i did it was modem-to-modem

Ah, yes, my favor shooter Warcraft 2 lol.

forgive me father for im a lil fucked up rigthe now

[Genital Doli]

only reason i even play games is to beat people why would i want to play offline

bcause u miss out on the Story that was written by a sweaty 40 year old man virgin otaku anime fan! u get to stand around and listen to people talk to u, instead of shooting people. thats my favorite part of the game, bar non, is when the game makes it so i cant shoot people and decides to have people talk to me.

[Genital Doli]

ah. what an inspiring speech from General Fucktard about how i need to beat the nazis. im glad im getting this, instead of being able to play the game.