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    every time i used to talk to elezzzark he used to try some half-assed attempt at impressing me with his knowledge of some computer thingy. it finally became very tiresome. also if you try tlaking to him about anything real it's VERY VERY painful since he can't understand 70% of what's going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    rose west is my bitch
    I fucked Jack today...just so you know.
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    lol

    she's such a stupid bitch
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    #34
    sex with dead people
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    Suck my frail cock.


    All of you.
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    #35
    sex with dead people
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    Just take it out of your hubby's mouth.
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    now I know vegans are insufferable but lisa simpson isnt that bad

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    Lisa

    your teeth are big and green

    Lisa

    you smell like gasoline
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    Quote Originally Posted by sex with dead people View Post
    Suck my frail cock.


    All of you.
    I will if it's black.
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    Some dogs are bigger than black men too...but they don't buy me watermelon afterwards.
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
    A big lion or tiger might give you some cat nip.
    Yes, I'm afraid of big pussies ever since Sister Cecilia sat on my face bare-assed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
    If that comes with strong labia muscles, you won't make it out alive.
    I feared for my life.
    Her powerful snatch gripped my nose in a vice-like grip and threatened to drag me deep into her heavenly tunnel.
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    I wish Jibbles would come and be gentle with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by NortyNippy View Post
    I wish Jibbles would come and be gentle with me
    I think Jack is giving him a blowie over at RH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
    Be a dominatrix about it and order his ass here under threats of spankings!
    No.

    I'll wait here for Jibbles to come here and tell me what to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NortyNippy View Post
    No.

    I'll wait here for Jibbles to come here and tell me what to do.
    He wont be here tonight as he is exhausted.
    I slurped all his energy out about an hour ago with the biggest blowie I could muster.
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    I can't live without Jibbles

    goodbye
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    Quote Originally Posted by NortyNippy View Post
    I can't live without Jibbles

    goodbye

    He said tell you goodbye...and to tell you that I am a better root...sorry baby.
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