Which one is NortyNippy?

[timmy]

thats actually not a bad idea but what if i want to use it when im older idk man

[maks]

thats actually not a bad idea but what if i want to use it when im older idk man

bank some sperm to cover your bases then get cut, lots of people do it that way

[patrolled faggot]

yes

do not breed

[timmy]

having the Mrs artificially knocked up doesnt sound very romantic to me... but i guess an unexpected baby is too... torn between two worlds right now

[patrolled faggot]

so you have a g/f marks98?

and a baby on the way

[timmy]

no time for either.
im studying atm so i would rather more free time.

[patrolled faggot]

do you think I'll get o0Battery0o or shit them to tears and get banned?

I'm going for either

[maks]

barry, write me a firewall rule that will block machines from sending packets out on port 25 unless the recipient is 192.168.1.235

and... GO!

[timmy]

what os?
i havnt done any firewall command exercises in my router labs yet

[timmy]

line console 0
logging synchronous

no ip domain-lookup
...
important commands!

[timmy]

dce clock rate 64000

router rip
version 2
no auto-summary

debug ip routing

show ip protocols

im really tired now

[Genital Doli]

hole damage rate 64000

hole rip
hole version 2
no auto-damage

debug hole routing

show hole protocols

[timmy]

cdp run
cdp show neighbors

line vty 0 4 <-telnet enabled
password xxxxx
login
exit

[timmy]

hole damage rate 64000

hole rip
hole version 2
no auto-damage

debug hole routing

show hole protocols

im going to rape you when you sleep

[maks]

ios

[timmy]

we havnt covered firewall commands yet and how to make exceptions i will go check my command sheet

[maks]

access-list 107 remark block smtp from any machine but h1 added 2011-06-15
access-list 107 permit tcp host 192.168.1.235 any eq smtp
access-list 107 permit tcp host 192.168.1.235 any eq 587
access-list 107 permit tcp any host 192.168.1.235 eq smtp
access-list 107 permit tcp any host 192.168.1.235 eq 587
access-list 107 deny tcp any any eq smtp
access-list 107 deny tcp any any eq 587
access-list 107 permit ip any any

[patrolled faggot]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[maks]

probably not the best way to do it, but it works

[timmy]

whats the "eq" mean?

[maks]

I don't know what it stands for but what it does is say "matching this service or port number"

[maks]

I never had a minute of formal ios training, when I work on this router I have to pick this shit up on my own and frankly I avoid working on this router whenever possible because fuck ios

[timmy]

cool, im going to use that to block telnet access on my router next time a guy in my class keeps editing my routers MOTD to weird stuff
i would put a password but the teacher says dont put anything other than "class" so when the other class uses the routers they dont have to do a confreg 0x42

[patrolled faggot]

*yawn*

I think this is why I like artists better than nerds

[maks]

you shouldn't even be running a telnet service, ssh is the way to go

[timmy]

*yawn*

I think this is why I like artists better than nerds

because theyre as dumb as you?

[maks]

you also have to tell it to use that access list up in your policy maps somehwere

[timmy]

you shouldn't even be running a telnet service, ssh is the way to go

my teacher says use telnet to test connectivity, theres 16 routers in the class... and telnet tests data link, transport and network layers so thats the best way ehh

you also have to tell it to use that access list up in your policy maps somehwere

ill ask my teacher whether we will be learning that shit, i dont want to go into industry without that

[Genital Doli]

Jocks do NOT turn me on. I'll take a nerd any day.

[patrolled faggot]

because theyre as dumb as you?

no they often shit all over your intelligence

they just use it to be a little more interesting than you