Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
big bert's stupid, even if he has to resort to meeting girls on the internet he can do a hell of a lot better than you
yeah i've seen one of his exes and she was really pretty, but i dunno... he used to drunk dial me and in a mean way, confess his love for me but tell me he'd never be with me unless i lost weight. lol... he'd be like "you know we're going to end up together!! you're the only girl i can be myself with and the only girl who understands me! i'll ask you to marry me if you lose some weight..." and i'm like, "fuck you, you're drunk. fuck off."