what's the deal with mustaches now?? like, a lot of guys on my fb have mustaches now, real or fake

and then there's this husband of yours. Maybe it's a regional thing, maybe in the deep south people have diffewrent tastes because I can say without a shadow of a doubt you would not be in high demand in connecticut and would likely die a spinster

i'd be in high demand to the black men... black men typically love me!! lol

[sex with dead people]

yes.

Do you hate him for it?

I'm 29 and still have acne too ;) And being a bit of a tomboy I refuse wearing makeup except for very rare occasions, so I know that problem

the last time was about 2-3 years ago and I was at the pub and a guy grabbed my ass and I yelled told him off seriously and he just grinned and laughed at me, I walked away... later on in the night he grabbed my ass again as I was walking past and I yelled at him and told him I wasn't going to tell him again, he again just grinned and laughed at me.... then a bit later he grabbed my ass and I turned around and started punching him the face and he fell down and I kept punching him and then the bouncer picked me up and carried me over to a table, got me a beer and threw the guy out and then gave me a talking to about how all I needed to do if anyone was bothering me was to come and tell him and he would get rid of them and that I didn't have to do what I did etc....

the time before that was probably about 10 years ago and I was at my x fiance's younger sister's 18th birthday and I was shitfaced drunk but I went outide and there were 3 girls sitting around crying and I started asking the guys what was going on... what was going on was there was a big asshole who was shitfaced drunk over at the drinks table and one of the girls was his g/f and he had already grabbed 2 of the other girls and started getting on with their face and wouldn't get off and so I made one of the guys point him out to me and he was at the drink table with everyone giving him a wide berth so I decided to go talk to him so I walked up to the drinks table and got a glass and poured myself a drink, I put the drink down and turned to him and he literally just grabbed me and started getting on with my face, I was trying to push him off but he wouldn't stop so i punched him the face... he staggered back, looked a bit daze and then just punched and decked me... I got up and punched him back... he decked me again... I got up again and he decked me and then that time I thought "this is unproductive" and I was seeing red by this stage so I got up, grabbed my glass and put it in his face... he dropped and there was blood and I was really angry and upset so I ran around and everyone ran away from me (I had gone psycho) and there was a big log people were sitting on and I tried to throw it but couldn't even hardly lift it and then ran over to a garden bed and grabbed a bit of brick and ran back over the guy and stood over him and raised the brick and then someone screamed "LISA! NO!" and then I slammed the brick bit down next to his head and cried and told them to call an ambulance and then I went inside and cried all night with my x fiance and his friend looking after me and the guy went to hospital and needed stitches in his face and when I woke up in the morning and went outside the guys that were still there shook my hand.

[maks]

i'd be in high demand to the black men... black men typically love me!! lol

no, black guys want a fat white girl

hell no. that night i ended up going home with the guy y'all know as "big bert", then when "big bert" found out i met and had drinks with a ytmnsfw forumer, he got mad, jealous, took my phone, and trolled the fuck out of him!!

it's like one of those romantic comedies come to life

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he'd be like "you know we're going to end up together!! you're the only girl i can be myself with and the only girl who understands me! i'll ask you to marry me if you lose some weight..."

was this before or after he took naked pictures of you covered in jizz and sharpie and shared them with the internet

sorry for party rockin!!

wait that is bob hughes hahahahaha

[jon]

it's so weird cuz he acts like an egotistical, shallow douche bag irl, but yeah things like that and how i really know him as a person, he's got some insecurities...

why is that weird

that's the beta male recipe

ramen once drunk dialed me then fell on the sidewalk and caused a year long construction zone

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cody gave me red rep and signed it "bobhughes" for some reason

whats the deal with airplane peanuts

cody gave me red rep and signed it "bobhughes" for some reason

its general doli, hes the one signing reps as bobhughes

whats the deal with airplane peanuts

idk in first class we get almonds and pistachios and real food

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no it was cody

get a better jokes- bob hope

[maks]

just +repped everyone itt and signed them all bobhughes

"the sentence is death"- judge dread

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it's me, bobhughes