Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory lol

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just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart

also barry i used to get perfect scores on standardized tests
during sophomore year i was flunking every single class from skipping to do drugs, then in the last week of the semester i bought a bottle of speed from my friend, did all the homework and tests i missed in one week and got As in every class, haha. i can do drugs and be intelligent with no conflict between the two, jealous?

that year i also got a perfect score on this writing test only 6 other kids in the state got

i guess i'm just a misunderstood super genius ='(