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    So transparently trying to look deep and unaffected on the internet...

    "All you stupid sheeple with your levis jeans and your mcdonalds double quarter pounders are just stupid zombies, man, throwing away money on consumable feel-good nonsense that doesn't, like, enrich your lifes and junk. You should, like, meditate and stuff, I dunno. Now if you'll excuse me I just bought a shitload of Purdue Pharma L.C.© Oxycontin®™".
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    So transparently trying to look deep and unaffected on the internet...

    "All you stupid sheeple with your levis jeans and your mcdonalds double quarter pounders are just stupid zombies, man, throwing away money on consumable feel-good nonsense that doesn't, like, enrich your lifes and junk. You should, like, meditate and stuff, I dunno. Now if you'll excuse me I just bought a shitload of Purdue Pharma L.C.© Oxycontin®™".
    If you think about it, what I'm saying isn't anti-consumerist, its pro-consumerist -- I'm advocating improving the quality of goods and services for the consumer, not ridding ourselves of goods and services altogether
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    you know some companies have people on the payroll who do nothing all day but go online to assess the company's image and try to improve it? It's literally some guy's job to edit a company's wikipedia article to remove or reword any criticism against the company he works for
    I don't know what's funnier, that you're surprised companies hire PR firms to improve their image or that you expect me to share in your surprise

    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    If you think about it, what I'm saying isn't anti-consumerist, its pro-consumerist -- I'm advocating improving the quality of goods and services for the consumer, not ridding ourselves of goods and services altogether
    What you're saying is, verbatim, stereotypical pseudo-intellectual internet soapbox bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I don't know what's funnier, that you're surprised companies hire PR firms to improve their image or that you expect me to share in your surprise
    They're lulling everyone back into a dream; the internet used to provide a clear portrait of reality, now it'll tell you whatever you want to hear or believe. You can google just about any crackpot idea you can think of and find bozos adamantly supporting it, and supply yourself with enough half-ass evidence to believe it. Here, as proof of concept, let's google "Toothpaste kills brain cells"; as expected, there is about ten pages of results of freaks spouting out paranoid nonsense



    What you're saying is, verbatim, stereotypical pseudo-intellectual internet soapbox bullshit
    That doesn't stop me from being right
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    what'd bottled water manufacturers ever do except save one the trouble of having to pour a glass of water themselves? I don't know, but apparently some people hate bottled water enough that they've gone out of their way to slander bottled waters companies and accuse them of mass murder
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    i'm freaking out i dont know whats safe to touch anymore, theres fecal matter on and inside everything and everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    That doesn't stop me from being right
    Even if you were, if every college freshman dipshit on the entire internet is saying the same exact thing then why bother? it's not like you're bringing any new insight to the table, you're pointing out really obvious things and saying "that, like, sucks man".
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    Even if you were, if every college freshman dipshit on the entire internet is saying the same exact thing then why bother? it's not like you're bringing any new insight to the table, you're pointing out really obvious things and saying "that, like, sucks man".
    I wish you were right, that would mean the next generation of educated individuals knows what's up. But they don't, they're all talk; some of the claim to despide consumerism, then turn around and buy the limited-capability iphone and an overpriced macintosh, made by a company that has survived on the corporate philosophical principle of assuming that its customers are idiots
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    I have to ask myself "If plug drugs is just taking things that have been said a billion times and making them slightly longer, why should I read his posts?" and the answer is I shouldn't
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    you know telecommunications companies like AT&T have been given grants since back in the mid 90s to improve infrastructure? Which they didn't. They were supposed to upgrade everything to fiber and throw out the copper, instead they just used the grants to do slightly more than standard maintenance, called it "improving the infrastructure", and pocketed tax payers money.
    Why would they ever want to upgrade to fiber optics now, they are making way too much money off of leaving everything as copper and charging extra money for bandwith.. If that's not a consumer's nightmare, I don't know what is.
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    I didn't read that but I'll bet it's how about corporations, like, screw us and stuff, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I didn't read that but I'll bet it's how about corporations, like, screw us and stuff, man.
    yeah and meanwhile asia's internet is about 10 years more advanced than ours, and that gap is growing. We're all still too preoccupied over here with trying to make money to do something that would be objectively better for everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    you know telecommunications companies like AT&T have been given grants since back in the mid 90s to improve infrastructure? Which they didn't. They were supposed to upgrade everything to fiber and throw out the copper, instead they just used the grants to do slightly more than standard maintenance, called it "improving the infrastructure", and pocketed tax payers money.
    Why would they ever want to upgrade to fiber optics now, they are making way too much money off of leaving everything as copper and charging extra money for bandwith.. If that's not a consumer's nightmare, I don't know what is.
    you're a total fucking idiot, please stop posting
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    Early 2000s:
    Everyone's making mp3 players: "Here buy our mp3 player, it can hold 200mb of songs, just copy/paste the songs you want on it from your music folder into the mp3 player's folder."
    All of the consumers; "Wow that is pretty neat!"
    Apple: "Here buy our iPod, Ummmmmmm yeah okay, its not an 'mp3 player', its an iPod okay, get it right. Mandatory software has to be installed before using it, NYAAAAH! Go to our store and pay money for the music that should be free"
    All of the Consumers: "I fucking love it, way better than that other fucking thing i was using! And it's an iPod not an mp3 player mmkay *smug as fuck*"

    Apple is then resuscitated and re-enters the playing field as a formidable opponent so they can continue to spread their disease in the pc market for decades to come. And everyone was sooo close to forgetting that Apple even existed, and letting them die off. God damn you ipod!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    Here, as proof of concept, let's google "Toothpaste kills brain cells"; as expected, there is about ten pages of results of freaks spouting out paranoid nonsense
    >implying the globalists dont put fluoride in the water supply to lower the populaces IQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    >implying the globalists dont put fluoride in the water supply to lower the populaces IQ
    my pineal gland just calcified.... please help me...
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