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    when i was 16 i made a blood pact 
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    that if i wasnt a millionaire* by the time i was 24 i would kill myself and i only have 2 more years to go
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    a million what
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    Obsessed with money is shame


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Obsessed with money is shame
    i know and im trying to fix it but its hard
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    mo money mo bitches homes
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    millionaire just means youve made 1m in your lifetime or more, sell drugs man you can do it!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    millionaire just means youve made 1m in your lifetime or more, sell drugs man you can do it!!1
    we have different perspectives of what a millionaire is and i'm not going to take advice from someone who is double my age and i make 3 times as much as they do
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiroshima View Post
    that if i wasnt a millionaire* by the time i was 24 i would kill myself and i only have 2 more years to go
    lol
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    when i was 16 i burnt an inverted crucifix across my chest, and bound my blood to a pentagram to give my soul to the devil
    i was on klonopin i think
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    who the hell grows up with being rich as their goal, that's a bit shallow
    that's the mentality that makes society such a shitty place to live in, and makes it so you can't go anywhere without being bombarded with ads for useless plastic shit, and if you don't buy that useless plastic shit everyone else looks down on you
    am i the only one who had this idea when they were a teenager that love is all that matters?
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    literally mountains of plastic shit, unnavigable mountains
    Here's a lesson in economics: when you buy less shit, it forces manufacturers to come up with better quality products due to competition. If everyone just stopped funding them, they'd stop pumping out bullshit
    DO YOUR PART: DON'T BUY BULLSHIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    when i was 16 i burnt an inverted crucifix across my chest, and bound my blood to a pentagram to give my soul to the devil
    i was on klonopin i think
    :(
    i used to be prescribed k-pins worse thing i ever did was cut class
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    pharmaceutical drug abuser bitching about the shallow emptiness of consumerism
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    who the hell grows up with being rich as their goal, that's a bit shallow
    that's the mentality that makes society such a shitty place to live in, and makes it so you can't go anywhere without being bombarded with ads for useless plastic shit, and if you don't buy that useless plastic shit everyone else looks down on you
    am i the only one who had this idea when they were a teenager that love is all that matters?
    everyones goals are different, please stop ranting people cant read this shit
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    we are setting the stage for hundreds of years to come; the trends in technology now will set the foundation for the future. Therefore, to maintain as many personal rights as possible and avoid a dystopia, the very first step is to not buy products which in any way tamper with the consumers' rights as if its acceptable.
    Cops being able to use the GPS in your phone to track you is unacceptable, and now that nothing was ever done about it and no one made a case about it, it's here to stay.
    Companies making you pay for extra content that they knew damn well they could have given to you in the first place is unacceptable.
    Milking the consumer for being technology-illiterate is unacceptable; false scarcities like "Data" must be seen for what they are
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    stfu
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    the only way to stop it is to no longer subscribe to it; they have proven they are entirely incapable of honesty and sincerity -- even when their advertisements admit that in the past they were in the wrong but have changed their ways (a few ad campaigns like this come to mind, like Blockbuster's "No More Late Fees" campaign and Dominoes "we're not cheap garbage pizza anymore" campaign), it is really just an attempt to lure you back into the bullshit - and they've only changed insomuch as they have to to present the image of being reformed
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    pharmaceutical drug abuser bitching about the shallow emptiness of consumerism
    of course you support consumerism; why would you ever want to cut yourself off from the hand that feeds you
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    So transparently trying to look deep and unaffected on the internet...

    "All you stupid sheeple with your levis jeans and your mcdonalds double quarter pounders are just stupid zombies, man, throwing away money on consumable feel-good nonsense that doesn't, like, enrich your lifes and junk. You should, like, meditate and stuff, I dunno. Now if you'll excuse me I just bought a shitload of Purdue Pharma L.C.© Oxycontin®™".
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    you know some companies have people on the payroll who do nothing all day but go online to assess the company's image and try to improve it? It's literally some guy's job to edit a company's wikipedia article to remove or reword any criticism against the company he works for
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    So transparently trying to look deep and unaffected on the internet...

    "All you stupid sheeple with your levis jeans and your mcdonalds double quarter pounders are just stupid zombies, man, throwing away money on consumable feel-good nonsense that doesn't, like, enrich your lifes and junk. You should, like, meditate and stuff, I dunno. Now if you'll excuse me I just bought a shitload of Purdue Pharma L.C.© Oxycontin®™".
    If you think about it, what I'm saying isn't anti-consumerist, its pro-consumerist -- I'm advocating improving the quality of goods and services for the consumer, not ridding ourselves of goods and services altogether
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    you know some companies have people on the payroll who do nothing all day but go online to assess the company's image and try to improve it? It's literally some guy's job to edit a company's wikipedia article to remove or reword any criticism against the company he works for
    I don't know what's funnier, that you're surprised companies hire PR firms to improve their image or that you expect me to share in your surprise

    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    If you think about it, what I'm saying isn't anti-consumerist, its pro-consumerist -- I'm advocating improving the quality of goods and services for the consumer, not ridding ourselves of goods and services altogether
    What you're saying is, verbatim, stereotypical pseudo-intellectual internet soapbox bullshit
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    i cant read any of that
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    The internet was a much better place when only 10% of people spent all day rotting on it instead of 90% of people like today.. it is now the main medium being targeted by corporations; and the very first thing on their agenda was doing an absolutely amazing job of convincing people that the internet is some kind of scarce resource, and that its use is some kind of privilege that can be revoked..
    True anonymity and the liberty to say anything to someone without consequence, no matter how vulgar, is essential for free thought on the internet; when the influx of dipshits happened, it happened too fast for all of them to be caught up to speed, and they threw out the old paradigm and put in place a new one.
    I'm particularly hard hit by the internet turning to shit: medical studies used to come up on google for virtually any drug-related question I could think of; it was an information paradise. Now, they give you an abstract of the medical study and expect you to pay if you want to read the whole thing.. Free and accurate information used to be literally everywhere; now every time I do a search for the answer to a question, Yahoo answers is always at the top, full of jackasses giving their worthless opinions on something. I have to dig for 20 minutes to find the information that used to take 30 seconds and was right in the first link

    in the future, maybe a 200 dollar ticket for harassment will automatically just start printing out everytime you say "You blow dickhead. Go die faggot."
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    I didn't read a word of that but I'll bet it was just as stupid as everything else you've said itt
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I don't know what's funnier, that you're surprised companies hire PR firms to improve their image or that you expect me to share in your surprise
    They're lulling everyone back into a dream; the internet used to provide a clear portrait of reality, now it'll tell you whatever you want to hear or believe. You can google just about any crackpot idea you can think of and find bozos adamantly supporting it, and supply yourself with enough half-ass evidence to believe it. Here, as proof of concept, let's google "Toothpaste kills brain cells"; as expected, there is about ten pages of results of freaks spouting out paranoid nonsense



    What you're saying is, verbatim, stereotypical pseudo-intellectual internet soapbox bullshit
    That doesn't stop me from being right
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    Just googled "fecal matter in bottle water". This is just great, you could almost make a game out of it - draw a random conspiracy-related subject out of one hat, then any random noun from another, google it, and laugh at the results
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    what'd bottled water manufacturers ever do except save one the trouble of having to pour a glass of water themselves? I don't know, but apparently some people hate bottled water enough that they've gone out of their way to slander bottled waters companies and accuse them of mass murder
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    i'm freaking out i dont know whats safe to touch anymore, theres fecal matter on and inside everything and everyone
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