walked almost 2 miles to buy a bottle of wine, and it's too sweet

next time you get a bottle of wine thats too sweet put it in a pressure cooker with a copper line crimped over where the pressure rocker goes and heat it on low, run the line in a coil so that you can submerge around 6' of it in a sink full of water and ice cubes (a large kettle next to the pressure cooker will suffice if your sink is too far) and put the other end of the copper line down in a mason jar let the condensed alcohol collect until you have about 20 -25% of the total volume of wine you started with.

Congrats you just made your own brandy.

cody is like a redneck scientist that will get you fucked up
aka walter white

[Cody]

cody is like a redneck scientist that will get you fucked up
aka walter white

used to make a lot of peach wine, it goes vinegar real fast if you dont bottle it right away so making brandy out of it is the safer bet.