Quote Originally Posted by Ramen View Post
:( i wanna be drunk, but i'm loosing wait, so i can't drink often...

i'm gonna buy a GOOD bottle of wine tomorrow and drink some wine... rain check for drinks and tinychat tomorrow night??

or not. fuck off, faggots.

(j/k, i'm rly just jealous that i'm not drunk right now...)
both vodka and bourbon are 0 carb and low calorie, just use water as a chaser or diet soda.