Anyone in the mood to pretend like this isn't a troll forum for one thread? Post your favorite song lyrics!

[Plug Drugs]

let's act like a gay normal forum and do gay normal poster shit, like tell each other about our favorite songs and whatever

"I can help you change, turn your moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our way. Blend and balance, pain and comfort, deep within you, til you will not want me any other way."

[macpro]

why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.

[Plug Drugs]

reported for hurting my feelings

marco, seriously...
...be nice, please

[macpro]

are you serious?

seriously, why are you so mean?

[macpro]

I took the red pill long ago. You're still in the Matrix.

[Plug Drugs]

the governments out to get him and he lashes out at anyone who thinks he's a quack

non-sequitor

[macpro]

buttplugs, the future of America. We're doomed. I declair jihad on all you retarded fucks.

[Plug Drugs]

those are false assumptions about me. I have a solution to everything, to protect our species from a life of robotic fascist compliance, but no one is listening.

[macpro]

The white race is 14% of the planet population. Your stupidity is not helping.

[Plug Drugs]

Here's my 5 point plan:
1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
- No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
- Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

3. Reform education
- investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

4. Reform the medical system

5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive

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2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

no it woudlnt

[Plug Drugs]

Now, here's the reasons why people are too stubborn to get my 5 point plan rolling:
1. If drugs were legalized, there would be no more racist drug laws designed to keep the urban population in check in a life of poverty and servitude.

2. If we cut the military budget, we wouldn't be able to take over other countries and jack their shit; or protect Israel; or sit comfortably on both sides of Iran to discourage them from hostility.

3. The current educational system in this country is profiting off dumb young people and putting them into insurmountable debt, so they are stuck in the system.

4. The pharmaceutical industry profits from doctors not actually knowing how to do their job; they lobby and prevent reform.

[macpro]

but you'll put doli out of his service job at Walgreens.

[Plug Drugs]

no it woudlnt

Military spending is close to a trillion dollars. If you freed up 333 billion dollars, yes, you would have enough money to reform education and the medical system.

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[jon]

let's act like

> trolling

[maks]

why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.

[Plug Drugs]

but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other

[Cody]

Here's my 5 point plan:
1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
- No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
- Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

3. Reform education
- investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

4. Reform the medical system

5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive

this is officially the dumbest fucking thing you ever said

[maks]

but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other

you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun

[macpro]

you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun

lol. fun.

[rubycalaber]

I am adolf hitler, commander of the third reich
little known fact: also dope on the mic
you are vader, with your little boots and cape
and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
you have the force to move objects,
i am a force truly evil
even went back in time
and turned you whack in the prequel
cause look at you, you´re not even a real person
i preferred you in spaceballs, the rick moranis version

You can´t rhyme agains the dark side of the force
why even bother?
So may dudes been with your mom
who even knows if I´m your father?
you´re a pissed off little prick,
with a napoleon dick,
you call that a mustache?
I call that dirty sanchez on your lip
you bitch, let me remind you who you´re messing with
everything that you did, i´m the motherfucker who invented it
i´m the original dark lord you´re like the sorcerer´s apprentice
my stormtroopers make yours look like someone
took a piece of shit and cloned it.

You stink vader, your style smells something sour
you need to wash up, dawg here, step in my shower.
i´ll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters
what´s your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors

suck my robot balls, now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off.
a little carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass.
we´ll call my homeboy in israel, see who got the last laugh

peace through power

[Hook 1:]
When I step in the place throw your hands in the sky
AHH, Come on fucking guy
These girls can't have me and it makes them fucking cry
AHH, Come on fucking guy
On my way to court in a suit and a tie
AHH, Come on fucking guy
My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July
AHH, Come on fucking guy

[Verse 1: Chuggo]

The people are shit
That's how I feel (ha!)
I'll smash ya fucking head
That's how I'm real (yeah)
Anything you need
That's what I deal
My stomach was empty
That's why I steal (what)

I don't trust nobody
That's why I don't blink (yeah)
Whatever gets me drunk
That's what I drink (burp)
I fuck all day (ha)
That's why I stink
Bitches love the blanco
All covered in ink

The kids buy my shit
That's how I get cash (ha)
Bitches see them kids buyin'
That's how I get ass
I grew up inside a stripper
That's why I'm trashed
Remy Martin in my glass
That's how I've got class

Rappers got me angry
That's why I'm pissed (ha)
They're all fucking garbage
That's why they got dissed
The girls come to see me
Because they can't fuck
You'll never sell records
Because your rap sucks (brap)

I heard your shit comeback
Saying my name with that gun chat
Your mom's box smells like a muskrat
I'm a knockout
You're a love tap
You wanna go against Chuggo? Yo, fuck that!
(You wanna go against Chuggo, yo fuck that!)

I'll put a sign on your back that says "I can't rap"
And a bruise on your face that says "I can't scrap"
The way bitches shut you down screams "I can't mack"
You're a filthy piece of shit and you ain't got jack (fucker)

[Hook 2:]

You can catch me in the alleyway gettin' drunk and high
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Smilin' at every sexy bitch that's walkin by
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson dry
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Fuckin with me, you must really wanna die
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

[Verse 2: Chuggo]

I put mayonnaise on everything
That's how I eat
Lakeshore boulevard
That's how I'm street
Can't say no to pussy
That's how I'm weak
..And I've been told I'm only nice when I sleep
Loud with a slur
That's how I speak
In your lobby with a knife
That's how I creep
Drown in the lake
And get found in the creek
Blue in the face
Cement surroundin your feet
You talked shit
And that was the beef
That's why I'm gonna roll up
And smash in ya teeth
See that fire right there?
That was the heat
You deserve a good beating
That's my belief
See that kid stealin? (yeah)
That was a thief
See them dudes behind him? (yeah)
That's the police
See this date right here? (what)
That's my release
And when I get out
I'm comin back with a piece

You suckers know
Who's the baddest in town (what)
I treat pussy like weed
Cause I pass it around
I'll throw my hands toward your neck
Then I'll wrap 'em around (ohh)
And it'll be months before your body's
Actually found

You see this cash? (yeah)
That's obscene profit
You see these rocks? (yeah)
The fiends want it
You see these pounds? (yeah)
You need chronic
I treat the pavement like Tampax
BECAUSE SOME BITCHES BLEED ON IT!

[Hook 3:]

Your album's fuckin garbage and you're livin a lie
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Your product is shit nobody wants to buy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
That bitch sucks dick but she's actin all shy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
She brought me to her house and I put it in her pie
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
I pulled out of her mouth and I put it in her eye
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
She blew me in front of a lesbian and another guy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
I called Jose Brigay(?) and we all got high
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

Come on fucking guy! (fucka)

Yo my friend you ain't my friend no more my friend

Come on fucking guy!


isnt that commona nd current?

ive fucked more germans than the treaty of versailles AHHH CMON FUCKIN GUY (i made that one up)