i have a confession.... i have a vampire fetish....

[timmy]

gives a new meaning to "raw dog"..

steer clear from me unless you want to be labeled a bestialitist

[timmy]

but arent we all beasts inside

but arent we all beasts inside

still more of a fang anger...

[timmy]

the hell is that?

im so hungry

the hell is that?

don't you watch true blood???

[timmy]

no im not a huge homosexual kthx

[rubycalaber]

i'd jump into underworld and fuck the main character

now we're talking

[rubycalaber]

now I'm NOT gay but if I was and I was gonna take a werewolf knot well..................

[Desolation]

awful show

[rubycalaber]

yeah vampire diaries is better

now I'm NOT gay but if I was and I was gonna take a werewolf knot well..................

ALCID!!!!!!!!

[Genital Doli]

LOL!

[Plug Drugs]

> I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I call him a twat

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Shrek

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Shrek

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

> Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[Genital Doli]

tthe wait... is OGRE

:vampiregirlfriend:

is this a confessions thread?

[timmy]

confess that youre a rep boosintg faggot who both neg and plus reps people above him whilst asking for plus reps in return

confess that youre a rep boosintg faggot who both neg and plus reps people above him whilst asking for plus reps in return

i can only confess to things that are true, not your paranoid fantasies

[timmy]

paranoid fantasies? clay posted the rep logs for what you dished out lmao denying it only makes you look like a huge fag

[timmy]

the only thing i dont like about you is that you care the most about rep i dont even know why you do you made like 100 posts about being #1 rep and you got shut down because youre literally a retard marking a target on his head

paranoid fantasies? clay posted the rep logs for what you dished out lmao denying it only makes you look like a huge fag

Clay posted like 10 reps i made out of thousands. Don't antagonize me kangaroo dick or I will shut you down >:D

:vampiregirlfriend:

yes i literally texted her like 40 mintues ago

[timmy]

Clay posted like 10 reps i made out of thousands. Don't antagonize me kangaroo dick or I will shut you down >:D

it works both ways asshole

plz rep boost me

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Camoron again.

its ok

im afriad of being pegged and eating my own cum.

irrational fears