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    FangBanger Ramen's Avatar
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    ok.... only like one person even noticed that this is an m and m thread......
    ~*SHIT WAS SO HUGS!*~
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    Zak Bagans ‏@Zak_Bagans 5 Aug
    Jus stepped on a live roach w my bare foot on my patio thing was so gross. Seriously. Was so gross.


    ramen i can see why u like this guy he's as vapid as you are
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramen View Post
    ok.... only like one person even noticed that this is an m and m thread......
    now its a spiderman thread

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    I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
    I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
    But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
    But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
    But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
    Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
    So gimme all your money
    And don't try nothing funny
    Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
    I went to grab my gun
    That's when her ass put it on me
    Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
    I fell through the glass doors
    Started causing a scene
    Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
    Jumped up with a broken back
    Thank god I was smocking crack all day
    And doped up off coke and smack
    All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
    Now I wanna kill her
    But so I gotta catch her first
    Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
    Saw the house she ran up in
    And shot her fucking porch up
    Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
    Looked around the room
    That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
    I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
    You might as well come out now
    She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
    I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
    And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
    She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
    I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
    She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
    I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
    I started to beg "No, please let go"
    But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
    With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
    I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
    Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
    Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
    Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
    It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
    I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
    Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
    Come here bitch!
    Come here!
    Take this motherfucking dick!
    Bitch, come here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
    I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
    But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
    But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
    But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
    Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
    So gimme all your money
    And don't try nothing funny
    Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
    I went to grab my gun
    That's when her ass put it on me
    Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
    I fell through the glass doors
    Started causing a scene
    Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
    Jumped up with a broken back
    Thank god I was smocking crack all day
    And doped up off coke and smack
    All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
    Now I wanna kill her
    But so I gotta catch her first
    Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
    Saw the house she ran up in
    And shot her fucking porch up
    Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
    Looked around the room
    That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
    I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
    You might as well come out now
    She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
    I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
    And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
    She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
    I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
    She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
    I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
    I started to beg "No, please let go"
    But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
    With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
    I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
    Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
    Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
    Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
    It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
    I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
    Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
    Come here bitch!
    Come here!
    Take this motherfucking dick!
    Bitch, come here!
    Holy shit fuck off.
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