I'm gonna make a video for fjs on how to make my favorite sandwich but ther'es one problem

I wanna just make and eat the damn sandwich becuase it's so good so I never set up my handycam


so here's the recipe I'll post it here because even some of you who don't post at fjs deserve this amazing sandwich in your life


step 1 bread, like a roll, or whatever a bun, really it doesn' tmatter whatever you like, I use a roll I'm hopoig to one day find or make bread like subway but for now I just use whatever roll beause it doesn't really matter because

step 2. you put so much olive oil, I mean a lot, you cut the bread in half then you pour on olive oil on one half and hold ht eother half in your hand and then pres them together, and you repeat this until you've pretty much turned the bread into mush then you fully turn the bread into mush with balsamic vinegar (the video will portray just how serious I am about this you can't even imagine how much oil and vinegar I use unless you actually witness it)

step 3 you put salt and pepper on both sides or just one side it depends on how much salt and peppe ryou like I don't use too much myself because it's not really gonnamatter the vinegar is gonna destroy your entire abiality to exist and you will enter the 69th dimension whnere doli hitler and I will be waiting

step 3 you fold a round piece of provalone cheese in half and put it on one side of the sandiwhc this is the bottom layer btw, then you fold another and put i ton the other side of the sandwihc. if your sandiwch is more than two pieces long add more pieces and you switch them up like this:

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now, the best step. step 3. you take CAPICOLA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola and you follow the cheese method but YOU PUT LIKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PIECES. IT CAN BE SWEET CAPICOLA.IT CAN BE HOT CAPICOLA. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER JUST PUT IT ALL ON THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPICOLA THEN YOU HONESTLY DO DESERVE TO DIE. IF YOU LIKE CAPICOLA IT DOESN'T NCESSARILY MEAN I LIKE YOU AND IT'S A FREE PASS OT POST ON FJS BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS YOU LIKE CAPICOLA AND YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THAT.


finally step 3. layer on like 900 pieces of lettuce or however much you can fit without making your sandwich difficult to eat


if you've made yoru sandwich correctly you will know afterwards when you die from all the vinegar



and now for a screenshot of my desktop courtesy of Bing (I still can't alt+0153 on firefox and I just tried changing more settings too they fucking ruined the alt key by making it do useless shit I'm about, actually fuck it transferring this post over to IE10 uninstalling firefox)™™‡GG‡‡‡3™™™™™‡5♪ù3ôthere we go FUCK FIREFOX UNINSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED lol when selecitn pics for imgur ie10 doesn't have the tree menu on the left and now it's auto correcting my fucking spelling again gotta shut that shit off again it's better than firefox but nowhere near as good as chrome I can't believe google actually made something good for once without it needing to be fixed by the community

gout gout let it all out

[BatteriWyfe]