eveyr time i touch chrilden i think of monde/stomple every time i shit my pants i think of ruby

[rubycalaber]

I literally had a dream yesterday that taylor swift was putting dildoes up my bum to prepare me to get fucked by one of those yellow jap dogs, and I was like aheh why dont we s-see what the others are doing over here, and we went into my laundry room and aber was getting pinned down and fucked by a huge black guy while teknorat was sitting on my washing machine with his pants down jerking off and everytime the washing machine went into its spin cycle he started jerking off really fast to enjoy the vibrations up his bum

[steveyos]

I literally had a dream yesterday that taylor swift was putting dildoes up my bum to prepare me to get fucked by one of those yellow jap dogs, and I was like aheh why dont we s-see what the others are doing over here, and we went into my laundry room and aber was getting pinned down and fucked by a huge black guy while teknorat was sitting on my washing machine with his pants down jerking off and everytime the washing machine went into its spin cycle he started jerking off really fast to enjoy the vibrations up his bum

*every video game and anime character*

[skrizach]

I literally had a dream yesterday that taylor swift was putting dildoes up my bum to prepare me to get fucked by one of those yellow jap dogs, and I was like aheh why dont we s-see what the others are doing over here, and we went into my laundry room and aber was getting pinned down and fucked by a huge black guy while teknorat was sitting on my washing machine with his pants down jerking off and everytime the washing machine went into its spin cycle he started jerking off really fast to enjoy the vibrations up his bum

holey fuck