a guy was just stabbed outside my flat

[Autistic Spectrum]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

[skrizach]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

i'm literally laughing over here

[steveyos YOLO]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

Does she really talk like that? I've only heard her phone call with ruby and didn't notice if she did or not