a guy was just stabbed outside my flat

[steveyos]

slit his own throat in case you don't get what I'm saying

[steveyos]

or the guy was walking by lisa's house and he got really sad because of lisa's sad aura and tried to kill himself

[maks]

it was probably plug drugs tbh

[skrizach]

or the guy was walking by lisa's house and he got really sad because of lisa's sad aura and tried to kill himself

sad aura

[Autistic Spectrum]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

[steveyos YOLO]

That's what happens when you're ghetto trash like lisa

[steveyos]

*action spits* *action walks out the door*

[skrizach]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

i'm literally laughing over here

[steveyos YOLO]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

Does she really talk like that? I've only heard her phone call with ruby and didn't notice if she did or not

[steveyos]

yeah she talks like ruby raps if you listen to his raps he has to pronounce is words really slowly becuase rapping is hard for white scottish people but she has a hard time jsut saying words normally

[Autistic Spectrum]

it takes her 30 seconds to say 5 words

[timmy]

she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

[skrizach]

she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

that's from the methodone

[steveyos YOLO]

Poor lisa :(

Poor lisa :(

was that a pun?

[steveyos YOLO]

[always stevey]

action marks thread read.

[blumpkin blownuts]

I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

go away

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

bye

Did you tell the pair of medics that he needs VD tests since you were handling his open wounds

[always stevey]

I just stabbed a guy outside of my flat.

[always stevey]

A human life beating in the palms of lisa's hands.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just stabed some corn kernnles wiht a,. fork and tey boucned all over my cartpe

[always stevey]

I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

How long and wide was it?

[Fucklord Bimbo]

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[steveyos]

gabi knows how to post why can't th eother girls figure it out

[steveyos YOLO]

I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

Cat avatar guy please... don't idiot yourself with shame.

[always stevey]

I hope someone stabs you in the dick with a pussy

[macpro]

Claire why are you so damn stupid?