if you could be a part of any story series that ramen has read, what would it be?

[rubycalaber]

the wizarding world of harry potter: only interesting if you are born magical and then it is boring as fuck, the average wizard/witch seems to be less powerful than the average human, since the magic you learn at school is limited and gay and they shun technology that can do more impressive stuff than their legal spells, like why the fuck do they use owls to send letters, its called a phone you fucking freaks, only worth picking if you are gonna be a dark wizard badass motherfucker or a order of the pheonix magic operator which is too much work for me

panem in the hunger games: fucking fascist post apocalypse hell where the most interesting thing is being forced into a death match why would you ever pick this (unless you are Obama)

the gay vampire and werewolf world of twilight: this is the best because it is real life but you can BECOME supernatural, it is also way safer than harry potter or percy jackson since there are never threats to the entire human race since the volturi keep vampires from drawing too much attention to themselves, so this, since I could be like bella and find myself a qtpi vampire gf to drink my blood and have a quasi-abusive relationship with and marry and hurt me from fucking me too roughly and turn me into a vampire so I can argue about nerd shit on the internet forever, this is also the best universe to be a vampire in because you're only weakness is another supernatural being tearing your head off and burning your body thats literally it, so as long as you dont really fuck with other supers you will actually live forever and not have to worry about anything except sparkling in the sunlight or whatever, and I would also drink the blood of hot human girls fuck being a gay vegan vampire

the world of percy jackson and the olympians: an other universe thats only interesting if you are born a supernatural being and it just seems kind of pointless and at best dangerous if other supernatural things come after you over olympian drama

the wizarding world of harry potter: only interesting if you are born magical and then it is boring as fuck, the average wizard/witch seems to be less powerful than the average human, since the magic you learn at school is limited and gay and they shun technology that can do more impressive stuff than their legal spells, like why the fuck do they use owls to send letters, its called a phone you fucking freaks, only worth picking if you are gonna be a dark wizard badass motherfucker or a order of the pheonix magic operator which is too much work for me

panem in the hunger games: fucking fascist post apocalypse hell where the most interesting thing is being forced into a death match why would you ever pick this (unless you are Obama)

the gay vampire and werewolf world of twilight: this is the best because it is real life but you can BECOME supernatural, it is also way safer than harry potter or percy jackson since there are never threats to the entire human race since the volturi keep vampires from drawing too much attention to themselves, so this, since I could be like bella and find myself a qtpi vampire gf to drink my blood and have a quasi-abusive relationship with and marry and hurt me from fucking me too roughly and turn me into a vampire so I can argue about nerd shit on the internet forever, this is also the best universe to be a vampire in because you're only weakness is another supernatural being tearing your head off and burning your body thats literally it, so as long as you dont really fuck with other supers you will actually live forever and not have to worry about anything except sparkling in the sunlight or whatever, and I would also drink the blood of hot human girls fuck being a gay vegan vampire

the world of percy jackson and the olympians: an other universe thats only interesting if you are born a supernatural being and it just seems kind of pointless and at best dangerous if other supernatural things come after you over olympian drama

[timmy]

preferably somewhere with lots of dangerous animals, danger is sexy