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[BatteriWyfe]

teknorat skype chat history past 7 days

[2013/08/15 04:04:14 PM] Teknorat: Lisa
[2013/08/15 04:04:21 PM] Teknorat: do you like the new eminem song?
[2013/08/15 05:16:44 PM] Lisa o0o: havwn't heard it
[2013/08/15 05:18:42 PM] Lisa o0o: I got my volcano today
[2013/08/16 12:34:07 AM] Lisa o0o: I sleep now
[2013/08/16 09:02:12 PM] Teknorat: did you listen to it
[2013/08/16 09:02:59 PM] Lisa o0o: I don't know what it is
[2013/08/16 09:04:03 PM] Teknorat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Af8RrmLPY
[2013/08/16 09:04:11 PM] Teknorat: a new song by your favourite artist
[2013/08/16 09:07:53 PM] Teknorat: alligator pit / salivated it
[2013/08/16 09:08:03 PM] Teknorat: yeah ok marshal
[2013/08/16 09:08:03 PM] Lisa o0o: lol I love him
[2013/08/16 09:08:05 PM] Teknorat: lol
[2013/08/16 09:08:16 PM] Teknorat: ruby has better rhymes than that
[2013/08/16 09:08:19 PM] Teknorat: shame he can't rap for shit
[2013/08/16 10:54:50 PM] Teknorat: I heard you stabbed a guy outside your apartment
[2013/08/16 10:56:21 PM] Lisa o0o: no, he was stabbed by a robber, I was the first one to get to him, I put pressure on the wound until the ambulance came
[2013/08/16 10:57:23 PM] Lisa o0o: there was a lot of blood, I found him at the letterbox, it was dark and he was sceaming "HELP!" and flashing a keychain light
[2013/08/16 10:58:04 PM] Lisa o0o: so I used my hands at first, eventually another neighbour brought me a towel then I used that
[2013/08/16 10:58:49 PM] Lisa o0o: I was covered in blood, he was taken to hospital, was lucky, has a broken wrist too
[2013/08/16 10:59:00 PM] Lisa o0o: they caught the guy who stabbed him
[2013/08/16 10:59:14 PM] Lisa o0o: he lives in the flat next door to me
[2013/08/16 10:59:21 PM] Teknorat: cool
[2013/08/16 10:59:23 PM] Teknorat: the stabber I presume
[2013/08/16 10:59:56 PM] Lisa o0o: came home from basketball and found his flat being robbed, he confronted and chased the guy and got stabbed
[2013/08/16 11:00:31 PM] Teknorat: welcome to australia where you're not allowed anything to fight back
[2013/08/16 11:00:34 PM] Teknorat: what a hell hole
[2013/08/16 11:01:27 PM] Teknorat: did you get more internet yet
[2013/08/16 11:04:03 PM] Teknorat: answer me or I'll rape your mouf
[2013/08/16 11:09:12 PM] Lisa o0o: sorry was on the phone
[2013/08/16 11:09:50 PM] Lisa o0o: not yet, got the home line connected, called tpg today but they were busy and were meant to call me back buut didn't
[2013/08/16 11:11:09 PM] Teknorat: who were you on the phone to
[2013/08/16 11:19:57 PM] Lisa o0o: my brother called me
[2013/08/16 11:20:09 PM] Lisa o0o: I'm fixing up a bag of vape
[2013/08/16 11:22:55 PM] Lisa o0o: I gave maks michael's phone number because he kept sending me abusive text messages
[2013/08/16 11:23:24 PM] Lisa o0o: I told him if he didn't stop I would give maks his number and he didn't stop
[2013/08/16 11:29:50 PM] Teknorat: fair enough
[2013/08/16 11:29:55 PM] Teknorat: why do you love bags so much
[2013/08/16 11:31:52 PM] Lisa o0o: bags?
[2013/08/16 11:32:25 PM] Lisa o0o: of vape?
[2013/08/16 11:33:11 PM] Lisa o0o: I'm still getting used to it
[2013/08/16 11:48:11 PM] Teknorat: suck straight from the volcano yo
[2013/08/16 11:48:41 PM] Lisa o0o: no it works with bags
[2013/08/16 11:49:18 PM] Teknorat: get me a gun
[2013/08/16 11:49:40 PM] Lisa o0o: :P
[2013/08/16 11:49:52 PM] Teknorat: and I'll inject you with cum
[2013/08/16 11:51:06 PM] Lisa o0o: oh yeah
[2013/08/16 11:51:34 PM] Teknorat: yep
[2013/08/16 11:51:36 PM] Teknorat: for reals
[2013/08/16 11:52:54 PM] Lisa o0o: sure
[2013/08/16 11:53:04 PM] Teknorat: ok
[2013/08/16 11:53:12 PM] Lisa o0o: good
[2013/08/16 11:54:38 PM] Teknorat: (y)
[2013/08/16 11:54:53 PM] Teknorat: I guarantee orgasms
[2013/08/16 11:55:10 PM] Lisa o0o: my vibrator hasn't arrived yet
[2013/08/16 11:56:54 PM] Teknorat: did you order one
[2013/08/16 11:56:59 PM] Teknorat: or the wone I said I'd get you
[2013/08/16 11:57:11 PM] Lisa o0o: I bought one
[2013/08/16 11:57:18 PM] Teknorat: what kind
[2013/08/16 11:57:46 PM] Lisa o0o: a u shaped one that vibtaes the clit too
[2013/08/16 11:58:05 PM] Teknorat: wevibe II?
[2013/08/16 11:58:10 PM] Teknorat: or 1?
[2013/08/16 11:58:21 PM] Teknorat: just link me
[2013/08/16 11:58:25 PM] Teknorat: nigga I know my vibrators
[2013/08/16 11:58:43 PM] Lisa o0o: http://media.excitelogistics.com.au/...19/large_1.jpg
[2013/08/16 11:59:01 PM] Teknorat: awee
[2013/08/16 11:59:24 PM] Teknorat: looks poor quality tbh
[2013/08/16 11:59:29 PM] Teknorat: but I guess you'll see
[2013/08/16 11:59:38 PM] Lisa o0o: yeah was $25
[2013/08/16 11:59:51 PM] Teknorat: oh geeze
[2013/08/17 12:00:10 AM] Teknorat: get me a gun and we'll use the wevibe while we fuck
[2013/08/17 12:00:13 AM] Lisa o0o: well it's my first vibrator
[2013/08/17 12:00:51 AM] Lisa o0o: I saw the wevibe but didn't want to spend that much yet, thought I'd try this first
[2013/08/17 12:01:07 AM] Teknorat: wevibe is no good on your own
[2013/08/17 12:01:22 AM] Teknorat: it's for during sex
[2013/08/17 12:01:28 AM] Lisa o0o: yeah I know
[2013/08/17 12:01:39 AM] Teknorat: really you should go for a rabbit or if you want just clit a bullet style
[2013/08/17 12:01:53 AM] Lisa o0o: wello I got this one
[2013/08/17 12:02:07 AM] Teknorat: well when it breaks or causes discomfort gget a better one yo
[2013/08/17 12:02:32 AM] Teknorat: I like the wevibe, it vibrates the base of my cock and I can feel it in my balls
[2013/08/17 12:03:33 AM] Lisa o0o: well will probably come monday
[2013/08/17 12:04:18 AM] Teknorat: and then you'll come monday too
[2013/08/17 12:04:35 AM] Lisa o0o: dunno
[2013/08/17 12:04:43 AM] Lisa o0o: I'll see
[2013/08/17 12:05:13 AM] Teknorat: I'll help
[2013/08/17 12:11:21 AM] Teknorat: I want to cum in your pubic hair
[2013/08/17 12:13:45 AM] Teknorat: and your normal hair
[2013/08/17 12:13:47 AM] Teknorat: and your face
[2013/08/17 12:13:48 AM] Teknorat: and mouth
[2013/08/17 12:13:49 AM] Teknorat: and lips
[2013/08/17 12:14:03 AM] Lisa o0o: tongue
[2013/08/17 12:14:12 AM] Teknorat: throat
[2013/08/17 12:15:25 AM] Lisa o0o: mmmmmmmmmmm
[2013/08/17 12:16:57 AM] Teknorat: let's go to the movies and fuck in the back
[2013/08/17 12:17:47 AM] Lisa o0o: lol, you wouldn't turn up
[2013/08/17 12:18:51 AM] Teknorat: I would if you got me a gun
[2013/08/17 12:18:54 AM] Teknorat: lol
[2013/08/17 12:21:45 AM] Teknorat: or if my wife left me lol
[2013/08/17 11:21:56 PM] Teknorat: hey slutface
[2013/08/17 11:22:16 PM] Lisa o0o: hey fuckwit
[2013/08/17 11:22:27 PM] Teknorat: suck my dick whore
[2013/08/17 11:22:37 PM] Lisa o0o: bring it
[2013/08/17 11:23:20 PM] Teknorat: what's going on
[2013/08/17 11:23:39 PM] Lisa o0o: not a lot
[2013/08/17 11:27:02 PM] Teknorat: should I play games
[2013/08/17 11:27:04 PM] Teknorat: or watch a show
[2013/08/17 11:27:15 PM] Teknorat: also what sort of threatening messages was mike sending you
[2013/08/17 11:28:00 PM] Lisa o0o: "I fucking hate you" and shit like that
[2013/08/17 11:28:17 PM] Teknorat: what a little beta bitch
[2013/08/17 11:28:54 PM] Lisa o0o: e rgh, I'm just sick of him, one way or another he just doesn't stop, he's a fucking loser
[2013/08/17 11:29:30 PM] Teknorat: duh
[2013/08/17 11:29:31 PM] Teknorat: he's a beta
[2013/08/17 11:29:34 PM] Teknorat: he was born to lose
[2013/08/17 11:29:36 PM] Teknorat: lmao
[2013/08/17 11:32:08 PM] Teknorat: so not internet tiill next week then?
[2013/08/17 11:33:09 PM] Lisa o0o: well my usual internet should kick over again on monday or tuesday and I still need to call tpg and get adsl organised
[2013/08/17 11:33:29 PM] Teknorat: yeah for sure
[2013/08/18 02:37:52 AM] Teknorat: can me and Tim arbeu bukkake you?
[2013/08/18 02:38:06 AM] Lisa o0o: no
[2013/08/18 02:38:19 AM] Teknorat: why not?
[2013/08/18 02:38:33 AM] Lisa o0o: gross
[2013/08/18 02:38:50 AM] Teknorat: how is that gross
[2013/08/18 02:38:55 AM] Teknorat: it's just some cum on your face
[2013/08/18 02:40:23 AM] Teknorat: hmm?
[2013/08/18 02:40:43 AM] Lisa o0o: isn't it drinking a cup of cum?
[2013/08/18 02:44:56 AM] Teknorat: no
[2013/08/18 02:45:00 AM] Teknorat: not at all
[2013/08/18 02:45:05 AM] Teknorat: it's me and tim cumming on your face
[2013/08/18 02:45:46 AM] Lisa o0o: oh, ok
[2013/08/18 02:46:20 AM] Teknorat: I'll ask tim if he's down for it
[2013/08/18 02:47:04 AM] Lisa o0o: sure
[2013/08/18 02:47:22 AM] Teknorat: cool
[2013/08/18 02:47:28 AM] Teknorat: not cheating if I don't touch you!!!
[2013/08/18 02:47:43 AM] Lisa o0o: oh I see
[2013/08/18 02:48:04 AM] Teknorat: heheh
[2013/08/18 02:50:11 AM] Teknorat: nothing wrong with drinking cum either
[2013/08/18 02:50:18 AM] Teknorat: though you'd probably gag/puke
[2013/08/18 02:50:25 AM] Teknorat: not what bukkake is tho
[2013/08/18 02:55:43 AM] Teknorat: fucking tim is so poor though
[2013/08/18 02:55:49 AM] Teknorat: have to talk him into making the trip
[2013/08/18 02:56:11 AM] Lisa o0o: sure
[2013/08/18 02:56:19 AM] Lisa o0o: righteo
[2013/08/18 02:57:00 AM] Teknorat: also I have to be careful because he is pretty much 75% gay too
[2013/08/18 02:57:14 AM] Lisa o0o: sure
[2013/08/18 02:58:13 AM] Teknorat: why are you saying sure righteo sure
[2013/08/18 02:59:54 AM] Lisa o0o: just agreeing with you sarcastically
[2013/08/18 03:00:25 AM] Teknorat: why
[2013/08/18 03:00:39 AM] Lisa o0o: why not
[2013/08/18 03:00:54 AM] Teknorat: why are you being sarcastic I mean
[2013/08/18 03:02:19 AM] Lisa o0o: the day either of you come here is the day I eat my hat
[2013/08/18 03:03:03 AM] Teknorat: do you own a hat
[2013/08/18 03:05:10 AM] Lisa o0o: yes a few
[2013/08/18 03:05:52 AM] Teknorat: start thinking about which one you gonna eat
[2013/08/18 03:06:06 AM] Lisa o0o: sure
[2013/08/18 03:06:09 AM] Lisa o0o: righteo
[2013/08/18 03:06:56 AM] Teknorat: lmao
[2013/08/18 03:08:03 AM] Lisa o0o: :P
[2013/08/18 03:28:26 AM] Lisa o0o: I wish my vibrator was here
[2013/08/18 03:45:15 PM] Teknorat: hey lisa
[2013/08/18 03:45:18 PM] Teknorat: what's some good porn
[2013/08/18 03:45:28 PM] Lisa o0o: hey
[2013/08/18 03:45:36 PM] Lisa o0o: throat fucking porn
[2013/08/18 03:45:57 PM] Teknorat: what ones
[2013/08/18 03:46:45 PM] Lisa o0o: eh, whatever ones
[2013/08/18 03:46:48 PM] Lisa o0o: xnxx.com
[2013/08/18 03:46:59 PM] Teknorat: yeah
[2013/08/18 03:47:07 PM] Teknorat: I will see if they have any slaphappy
[2013/08/18 03:48:59 PM] Lisa o0o: they do
[2013/08/18 03:49:28 PM] Teknorat: lol
[2013/08/18 03:49:29 PM] Teknorat: I love this guy
[2013/08/18 03:49:33 PM] Teknorat: he's hilarious
[2013/08/18 03:50:05 PM] Lisa o0o: lol
[2013/08/18 03:53:16 PM] Teknorat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Iron
[2013/08/18 03:53:21 PM] Teknorat: there's a great interview with him
[2013/08/18 03:54:34 PM] Teknorat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6un68HMGZmE
[2013/08/18 03:54:39 PM] Lisa o0o: meh
[2013/08/18 11:02:15 PM] Teknorat: hey hey hey
[2013/08/18 11:02:19 PM] Teknorat: did you shower today
[2013/08/18 11:14:14 PM] Lisa o0o: oh hey, was just in the shower
[2013/08/18 11:14:21 PM] Teknorat: did you wash your hair
[2013/08/18 11:14:24 PM] Lisa o0o: yes
[2013/08/18 11:14:31 PM] Teknorat: so it's not geasy?
[2013/08/18 11:14:35 PM] Lisa o0o: no
[2013/08/18 11:14:39 PM] Teknorat: good girl
[2013/08/18 11:14:54 PM] Lisa o0o: my hair isn't greasy
[2013/08/18 11:15:00 PM] Teknorat: Tim says it is
[2013/08/18 11:15:11 PM] Lisa o0o: how would tim know?
[2013/08/18 11:15:17 PM] Teknorat: webcam I guess
[2013/08/18 11:15:21 PM] Lisa o0o: I have dry hair if anything
[2013/08/18 11:15:33 PM] Lisa o0o: yeah my hair was wet, not greasy
[2013/08/18 11:15:45 PM] Teknorat: can I shave your head
[2013/08/18 11:15:50 PM] Lisa o0o: no
[2013/08/18 11:15:54 PM] Teknorat: :(
[2013/08/18 11:16:14 PM] Lisa o0o: you've missed that boat by about 6 years
[2013/08/18 11:18:26 PM] Lisa o0o: anyway you're idiots, I do not have greasy hair
[2013/08/18 1159 PM] Teknorat: do you have a pimply back
[2013/08/18 11:27:44 PM] Lisa o0o: no
[2013/08/18 11:28:21 PM] Lisa o0o: where are yoiu getting this shit?
[2013/08/18 11:28:38 PM] Teknorat: timformation
[2013/08/18 11:28:53 PM] Lisa o0o: when has tim even ever seen my back?
[2013/08/18 11:28:58 PM] Teknorat: no idea
[2013/08/18 11:29:06 PM] Lisa o0o: well no
[2013/08/18 11:30:47 PM] Lisa o0o: where are you losers having this conversation?
[2013/08/18 11:34:42 PM] Teknorat: we talk on the phone every day
[2013/08/18 11:35:11 PM] Lisa o0o: ergh, what dickheads
[2013/08/18 11:35:24 PM] Teknorat: sorry I'll call you more often
[2013/08/18 11:40:41 PM] Teknorat: I'll diddle you
[2013/08/18 11:42:41 PM] Teknorat: I'll use a vibrator on you
[2013/08/18 11:43:04 PM] Lisa o0o: mine should arrive tomorrow I hope
[2013/08/18 11:46:34 PM] Teknorat: I'll use a rabbit on you
[2013/08/18 11:55:01 PM] Teknorat: cum injections
[2013/08/18 11:56:05 PM] Lisa o0o: I'm probably sick of this
[2013/08/18 11:56:40 PM] Teknorat: sick of what
[2013/08/18 11:56:53 PM] Lisa o0o: sick of everything again
[2013/08/18 11:57:05 PM] Teknorat: life the universe and everything?
[2013/08/18 11:57:25 PM] Teknorat: Kill yourself.
[2013/08/18 11:57:39 PM] Lisa o0o: people, you, the forum
[2013/08/18 11:57:55 PM] Teknorat: that's your whole life
[2013/08/18 11:57:58 PM] Teknorat: just kill yourself
[2013/08/18 11:58:11 PM] Teknorat: I vote hanging
[2013/08/18 11:58:11 PM] Lisa o0o: that not my life idiot
[2013/08/18 11:58:16 PM] Teknorat: yes it is
[2013/08/18 11:58:19 PM] Teknorat: you have nothing else
[2013/08/18 11:58:24 PM] Lisa o0o: nah
[2013/08/18 11:58:28 PM] Teknorat: yah
[2013/08/18 11:58:40 PM] Lisa o0o: you're boring me
[2013/08/18 11:58:56 PM] Teknorat: I'll rape you
[2013/08/18 11:59:36 PM] Lisa o0o: goodnight
[2013/08/18 11:59:45 PM] Teknorat: I'll rape you till your pussy bleeds
[2013/08/20 09:29:15 PM] Lisa o0o: tim never said any of that to you
[08:58:13 PM] Teknorat: Hello lisa
[09:02:41 PM] Teknorat: How are you
[09:19:33 PM] Lisa o0o: tim never said I had greasy hair and pimples on my back
[09:20:25 PM] Teknorat: he did too
[09:20:29 PM] Lisa o0o: I asked him and he laughed at me, he said he doesn't even talk to you
[09:20:40 PM] Teknorat: he does on steam a fair bit
[09:20:43 PM] Teknorat: which is where he told me
[09:21:06 PM] Teknorat: I'm not Cody lisa
[09:21:14 PM] Teknorat: I don't go running around making shit up
[09:21:45 PM] Lisa o0o: well tim said he never said that
[0906 PM] Teknorat: well tim is a little lying bitch who can't even front up to shit he says
[0930 PM] Teknorat: if I tell someone something about someone else and they later confront me about it at least I'll say yeah I said that
[09:31:38 PM] Lisa o0o: I'm going to go post this in the forum, get some answers

[UofLCardfan08]

teknorat skype chat history past 7 days

[2013/08/15 04:04:14 PM] Teknorat: Lisa

[2013/08/18 03:28:26 AM] Lisa o0o: I wish my vibrator was here

[09:31:38 PM] Lisa o0o: I'm going to go post this in the forum, get some answers

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