camoron and i talk wrestling in this thread

my favorite wrestler serioulsy is macho man, watching the best of on netflix I learned that even back then every wrestler only did five moves so that's why john cena just shrugs that off I can't even be mad at him any more for that,

you just figured that out? the term "five moves of doom" originated as a criticism against BRET FUCKING HART of all people by ignorant ass smarks in the 90s who claimed HE was no good in the ring because of his five-move finishing sequence.

yes, smarks actually had the nerve to criticize BRET HART for his wrestling ability

now Cena is obviously no Bret Hart in the ring but he knows his psychology and he's had enough great matches for anyone with a brain to realize that it's not a coincidence and that he does actually know what he's doing in the ring

he even took the Great Khali to a halfway watchable World championship match