id knock back a couple of founders brews with the boys, maybe a breakfast stout and a couple of devil dancers (12% alcohol rofl, we'll get drunk as fuck)

rotbeer would make fun of me for being a "lightweight" while forgetting that hes drinking 4.5% or 5% alcohol beer or whatever while I am drinking 10-12% alcohol beers, and Id challenge him to do tequila shots with me

then Tim and garf and I would get a lil gay and I'd hang all over the forum girls and pass out before things went too far