bought some salsa with trinidad moruga scorpion peppers in it

[Moonman]

"if i suddenly got cancer, i could become a meth dealer! just like the main character in breaking bad" yeah but you wont because youre a fat broken-willed house wife who is too lazy to get off the couch and do anything at all

[maks]

marks can make me rant and rave on demand by convincing me that I was already ranting and raving

yeah it's like trolling a squirrel there's no challenge in it

[Moonman]

you think it takes me any effort at all to simply toss off paragraphs, bitch, this is effortless, i'm just flaunting my intellectual abilities lmao go on thinking youre trolling me kid, i'm the fucking king baby