here's my theory on the origins of m0nde,,

in the dark pakistan forest over 7000 years ago, there lived a small fat brown child, and one day while he was doing his chores(he was tasked with washing rocks for rock stew) an evil witch knocked on his mud hut's mud door, and offered the fat brown child immortality, and all he would have to do is trade his soul, to her,,,

the witch of course was in it for the lulz, and once the fat brown paki boy accepted the witches offer, he instantly became a middle aged man and could never stop snorting or stuttering ever, and had an insatiable lust for little childern's gentials ,,