Cag, isn't today the busiest day for bars all year

[maks]

a pitcher of bud light is like 2 glasses of real beer

[always stevey]

a pitcher of bud light is like 2 glasses of real beer

there is a drunk there everyone calls him monkey, but I don't know why he looks more like a turtle or a little mole hiding in a hole. I usually have his tab labeled "the idiot" and he is soo drunk he never notices.