first professional tattoo done :)

rootbeer, ok, you love lisa, i love lisa too, i get it bro, thats why were gonna tag team, her, but you havent even met her, andf youre letting her make life decisions for you? my girlfriend was with me for like a month and a half and she was like "do you like spetum peircings" and I was like "no there gay" but she went out and got a fucking septum piericng, and Iw sa like, thats ugly as fuck you look like livestock, and she was like OH WELL and i was like then like 2 weeks later she got a fucking tattoo of a pair of scissors except it only had one blade because the tattoo artist is a retard, and she didnt even ask me

and this is soemone I know IN REAL LIFE

your girlfriends clit scared all the poisonous snakes out of michigan

your girlfriends clit scared all the poisonous snakes out of michigan

thats why i call it st. patrick

thats why i call it st. patrick