lisa i am not joking when i say this.,
rootbeer is the best thing you will ever get, ever, hes like half your age, he still uhh.. have money to feed you. hes got big arms... he plays minecraft and hes the best thing that will actally settle down with you...

look beside all the controlling and rigidness it is to be with him... its the last chance you have to procreate.
ROOTBEER IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE NO ONE ELSE WILL TAKE YOU HURY UP