how did the wording of this warning slip past the FDA?

[maks]

marks literally every corporation has someone on the payroll whose only job it is to find alternative ways of something that is displeasing. I'm not going to sit an argue with you about this, because its a fucking fact

you're so smart for figuring out that a label which says "quitting smoking now greatly reduces risks to your health" is somehow a pro-smoking slogan I'm putting a gold star next to your name my special little guy

[Plug Drugs]

I'm putting a gold star next to your name my special little guy