what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

[maks]

rootbeer thinks he's in love because a girl finally touched his penis. he has no idea how to be with a girl because he hasn't done it before and he's in over his head. he's also terrified of losing her and having to start over again with no vagina, of never being able to meet anyone else. this is perfectly normal and natural the only differtence is most guys go through it with a girl from their 8th grade math class.

[always stevey]

I'm so fucking glad I don't give a fuck about having sex with girls I honestly wouldn't mind being a virgin and single forever and the girl who's in love with me is 19 and skinny as a rail with 30ff boobs and I still fucking hate talking to her so much that I'm ignoring her for like at least two months

[always stevey]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

[maks]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

[steveyos]

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

oh man you're right ok I got it now, it's hard for me to understand this shit since I'm a neckbearded virgin in my mid 20's but mentally I'm a 80 year old black man

[always stevey]

rooty has to have some major skeletons in his closet is all I'm saying