why is my stomach making noises

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man I am 210 pounds and still constipated I gotta be under 200 on an empty stomach I am so hyped

[steveyos]

it was another fart I probably can't even shit idk when in 2014 I will finally shit I am never eating fake food ever again somebody give me a fuckin non chemical bathed steak right now

[steveyos]

they spray the soil with super timor and fuck up all the nutrients then steak grows and it has no vitamins and then I'm over here can't shit cause I can't afford the steaks that grow in the rich man's soil

i get walleye/pickrel for half price from some guy who catches fish not that supermarket fish farm garbage

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fuck all you white devil mother fuck

[steveyos]

my balls are the same shape right now because the right one is varicose if you guys would kindly look up where veins attach to testicles you'd see they connect at different spots that's why the left one seems bigger but my rightone has so much blood in it my kneecaps are blue it took all my kneecap blood I am fucking DYING SOMEBODY BUY ME AN ALEINWARE

[steveyos]

I'm sober right now I'm just so good at acting I can't wait to be rich and famous if I don't FUCKING DIE IN ONE SECON

[steveyos]

my hands hurt because this tablet is too heavy fml

[steveyos]

last time I went with a full card of food stamps and walked out with an apple and a EMPTY BOX OF HOPE AND DREAMS DESTROYED BY MCDONALDS

[steveyos]

I'm about to just start eating weed, weed and peanuts, can't trust anything else

it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

[steveyos]

it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

all we got is the fucking mafia

once in awhile you will come across a small town ehere the farmers live

[steveyos]

there's gotta be something here, I'll find it I just hope I don't die before I do


alright fuck it yolo bout to smoke a menthol american spirit then see if I can't cause an earthquake with my ass bombs

[steveyos]

WHY DO I EVEN SMOKE CIGARETTES HOLY SHIT

[steveyos]

(plug drugs take notes)