why is my stomach making noises

[steveyos]

omg I think I'm finally gonna shit

[steveyos]

I'm 210 right now I can't wait to get on the scale again I'm hoping I don't shit until tomorrow though in the morning my veins aren't so bad in the morning it's not fun shitting at night because my balls are so fucked now it's horrifying and btw your pocket change could save my life

[steveyos]

I get weed tomorrow night ahhhhhhhhh I love weed so much

[steveyos]

I wish weed grew faster cause I smoke weed faster than it can grow, if thc is the cure for cancer I don't gotta worry about losing my hair

[steveyos]

plus weed makes your body suppress shits, cigs make you shit, I'm about to go smoke a cig maybe I do wanna shit and get it over with

[www.whatthefuck.com]

put food in it

[steveyos]

man I am 210 pounds and still constipated I gotta be under 200 on an empty stomach I am so hyped

[www.whatthefuck.com]

prunes are cheap and reliable, for faster explosive shitting try epsom salts

[steveyos]

I think all my organs are farting inside my body also nyquil is fantastic but after this I will cure the flu with proper food but this last time fuck it I'm not gonna end up a bobhughes or plug drugs cause I love myself I'm amazing but tonight, fuck it, I'm getting fucked up on OH FICK GOTTA SHIT

[steveyos]

it was another fart I probably can't even shit idk when in 2014 I will finally shit I am never eating fake food ever again somebody give me a fuckin non chemical bathed steak right now

[steveyos]

they spray the soil with super timor and fuck up all the nutrients then steak grows and it has no vitamins and then I'm over here can't shit cause I can't afford the steaks that grow in the rich man's soil

[steveyos]

fuck all you white devil mother fuck

[steveyos]

my balls are the same shape right now because the right one is varicose if you guys would kindly look up where veins attach to testicles you'd see they connect at different spots that's why the left one seems bigger but my rightone has so much blood in it my kneecaps are blue it took all my kneecap blood I am fucking DYING SOMEBODY BUY ME AN ALEINWARE

[steveyos]

I'm sober right now I'm just so good at acting I can't wait to be rich and famous if I don't FUCKING DIE IN ONE SECON

you can find affordible free range meat at a farmers market

[steveyos]

my hands hurt because this tablet is too heavy fml

[steveyos]

you can find affordible free range meat at a farmers market

where the fuck do you live because in ri farmers markets are for millionaires

i get walleye/pickrel for half price from some guy who catches fish not that supermarket fish farm garbage

[steveyos]

last time I went with a full card of food stamps and walked out with an apple and a EMPTY BOX OF HOPE AND DREAMS DESTROYED BY MCDONALDS

[steveyos]

I'm still looking into them but there's no winter ones here I need to find farms that sell stuff on the farm holy mother of pearl I hate this state with a passion

grill that goverment cheese

[steveyos]

I'm about to just start eating weed, weed and peanuts, can't trust anything else

it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

[steveyos]

grill that goverment cheese

it's funny until your balls are up by your heart because your veins decided to coil up like a phone cord

once in awhile you will come across a small town ehere the farmers live

[steveyos]

it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

all we got is the fucking mafia

[steveyos]

there's gotta be something here, I'll find it I just hope I don't die before I do


alright fuck it yolo bout to smoke a menthol american spirit then see if I can't cause an earthquake with my ass bombs

[steveyos]

WHY DO I EVEN SMOKE CIGARETTES HOLY SHIT

[steveyos]

(plug drugs take notes)