bob hughes please don't get married

[maks]

misery loves company, as soon as you get a life you become public enemy number one on here

bob is happy right now I'm trying to convince him not to fuck it up over some stupid paperwork

[steveyos]

I don't get marriage unless you're stupid enough to think god is real I just know get that prenump or whatever it's called

[maks]

I don't get marriage unless you're stupid enough to think god is real I just know get that prenump or whatever it's called

it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed to

[steveyos YOLO]

it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed to

1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life already
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...

[maks]

1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life already
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...

1. then why waste years in divorce court
2. if she's that easy to lure away no ring is going to stop her
3. he's perfectly happy with the woman he has and is under no opbligation to stop seeing her
4. I wish I could find a woman to do that for me...

[steveyos]

I guess if they get married his elf wife gets +5 to her hp and mana what does he get

[UofLCardfan08]

bob is happy right now I'm trying to convince him not to fuck it up over some stupid paperwork

valid point, there is nothing wrong with living together before you drag in the paperwork. that $25 marriage license is not renewable, it is a life long contract which requires lots of money, lawyers and etc to undo.

marriage licenses should be renewable every 2-5 years, people change over time.


will m0nde be invited?



Bob if the both of you want to get married and have children, fine and great.