what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

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god damnit i should have never mentioned i've worked at walmart before there is such a stigma attached to it, i have no comebacks... although there are two types of people in this world, people who can work at walmart and have no problem with it and be oblivious to the fact that employment at walmart is like special education for adults;
and then there's the upper middle class yuppy prisses who think that people in lower classes are somehow beneath them and its basically like a modern day slave-owner mentality they have which is just as embarrassing in its own right

of course there's the fact that making minimum wage at walmart or anywhere is not in any way worth it after you do the math.. i mean, you could do ANYTHING else productive with your time and it would at least be as beneficial and cost effective to you as having earned minimum wage, you could pick up pennies and empty soda cans on the street and probably make twice a walmart worker.. It actually kills your career inertia to work at a place like walmart, because all future employers will look back at it and say "you atually settled for a minimum wage job at some point in your life? and you weren't still in high school? ewwwww, yeah dont call us, we'll call you"