and after i blow my load and she licks it up and whatever, i try to take a nap and cuddle and she gets all mad that i didnt return the favor some how, gets all pissy and calls ME shallow, ME... can you believe it? if there's one thing i'm not, it's shallow.. If you're a girl, or possibly even a dude, and you're really unattractive, gross, and hideous but for some reason you really like me, I'll try to swallow the feeling of repulsion and find some way we can fool around with each other and both get off