what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

you're probably going to be terrible at it and have to spend 30 seconds just trying to get it in, its going to be embarrassing and pathetic, so you need to find a fat girl to do this with before you actually find someone you love and scare them away for ever because you ended up accidentally trying to put your dick in her asshole and asked "is it in yet?"

If you never have sex you eventually start to gain magical powers