what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

[maks]

really this summer you were saying you lost your job, and a week later when you realized that made you look bad, you claimed you got another one only to later tell us in tinychat that the $100/hr dream job you had was working for your friend from high school and you only actually worked for him for 2 days

not a word of that is true

[Plug Drugs]

i'm fat right now.. i always hoped i'd find a girl who liked me for who i was, and then i'd lose weight and transform like a beautiful butterfly right before her eyes and go "ho-hohohohohoho i was a beautiful whatever all along and all this was just a test" or something like that

[maks]

why don't you stop fucking posting on this forum I think that's the most important question

[Plug Drugs]

i'm a little shallow myself but i justify it to myself in all these weird little ways like, when a fat girl and i are friends and she wants to fool around but i'm not attracted to her and actually kind of repulsed by her, i basically go "hmmmm, well, we can fool around but, heres the ground rules, we cant lick any vaginas or have our lips touch, or anything at all really.. how about this, i'll let you have the privilege of getting to suck my dick.. that's fair, right?" cause in my mind i'm thinking she's really fat and unattractive and should be grateful for the opportunity to get to suck any dick at all

[Plug Drugs]

and after i blow my load and she licks it up and whatever, i try to take a nap and cuddle and she gets all mad that i didnt return the favor some how, gets all pissy and calls ME shallow, ME... can you believe it? if there's one thing i'm not, it's shallow.. If you're a girl, or possibly even a dude, and you're really unattractive, gross, and hideous but for some reason you really like me, I'll try to swallow the feeling of repulsion and find some way we can fool around with each other and both get off

[Plug Drugs]

i mean the girl didn't even try any alternatives or ask if i could meet her halfway somehow, she basically just called me shallow, got up, and left... i mean, that hurt... so i sent her a few nasty texts calling her a bitch and telling her to go burn in hell and whatever

[Plug Drugs]

yeah come to think of it, i kind of had a bad habit of freaking out and telling people to fuck off a lot.. i was on benzos constantly for like the last 2 years of highschool.. cant really remember much of it.. i know there were at least like 3 or 4 girls I went off on and sent a bunch of nasty texts to, can't even remember some of their names, i think I blocked it out

you're probably going to be terrible at it and have to spend 30 seconds just trying to get it in, its going to be embarrassing and pathetic, so you need to find a fat girl to do this with before you actually find someone you love and scare them away for ever because you ended up accidentally trying to put your dick in her asshole and asked "is it in yet?"

If you never have sex you eventually start to gain magical powers

[always stevey]

If you never have sex you eventually start to gain magical powers

steve yelle here, the most magical virgin in all the land

[always stevey]

guys I'm sure plug drugs is coming up with solutions to all the world's problem's ok, I don't even have anything to add to this holy shit plug drugs what the fuck are you doing with your life

[always stevey]

I can't even come up with a witty sarcastic type of post and I'm really good at it but fucking hell MICHAEL

i'm fat right now.. i always hoped i'd find a girl who liked me for who i was, and then i'd lose weight and transform like a beautiful butterfly right before her eyes and go "ho-hohohohohoho i was a beautiful whatever all along and all this was just a test" or something like that

your just justifying being lazy now, the reality is your would prob just get fatter

[always stevey]

he's also ignoring his personality and drug abuse habits those would also play a pretty big part in it

[www.whatthefuck.com]

Who in the fuck would post pics of this hideous monster and brag to everyone how hot she is? Lisa isn't insane, that dumb faggot who fell in love with that is. My god that is genuinely disgusting...

Razor thin profit margins my ass. The amount of money in pure profit those stores generate in one day is enough to pay all their workers' wages for an entire year. Throw out this idea you have of "the poor unfortunate rich people who are barely able to make ends meet, they're just trying to do a social service there's barely any profit to it waaaaah", it's not the case at all.

Here is what mcdonalds pays, you can go look at a menu and do your own math. Thanks anonymous 9gag poster for this pic:

[www.whatthefuck.com]

hey i tried being friends with plugdrugs but you just can't help some people because they let the shitty opinions of others dictate their life choices.

[meatloaf]

Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online

[UofLCardfan08]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online

Attention doli, valtrex price check aisle 5!

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi