I should eat today

[Lisa's Babysitter]

This eating once a week business is untenable.

[steveyos YOLO]

Dealing with HIV is hard

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Dealing with HIV is hard

lol

:(

i just dominated a meat lovers skillet and it was awesome

i cant imagine what its like to live shitty

im going to do alot of sky diving this summer ive decided

finishing the training to be able to jump solo and pull my own chute is the goal

wear a helmet

[timmy]

wear a helmet

WHO THE FUCK HAS EVER TIED THE CONDOM IN A KNOT BEFORE FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET OMG

youre gonna get slimey puss all over your hands

just rawdog™ it

[maks]

you're not supposed to flush it down the toilet it's bad for the plumbing

[Jibblez]

I eat three meals a day because I can afford to. ^__^ eating delicious food is better than sex

[steveyos YOLO]

How many of those meals are loads of nigger cum

[Jibblez]

lol that's not a meal, silly josh

merely a snack

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I eat three meals a day because I can afford to. ^__^ eating delicious food is better than sex

Tard.

[Jibblez]

im not the one starving myself lmao

[Lisa's Babysitter]

you're not supposed to flush it down the toilet it's bad for the plumbing

Do that at hotels though because you don't want to be the cleaner emptying a waste paper basket with condoms full of cum in it.

At home, tie a knot and bin.

[Jibblez]

how many times a week do you poop

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Especially when you're having gang bangs with biker gangs at motels ok?

i broke up with my girlfriend because she laughed at my condom knots

[jon]

con dom knotts? no i don't think so he's been dead a while

[maks]

Do that at hotels though because you don't want to be the cleaner emptying a waste paper basket with condoms full of cum in it.

At home, tie a knot and bin.

if you use condoms why do you have herpes

[Jibblez]

I drain my customers of all cum on the first shot. one cag, one condom

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I ate a pie yesterday.

[Jibblez]

ooooh so random!

im eating pickles