"We no longer have the necessary resources to fight the dirt poor farmers who live next door, better start another war with a world power thousands of miles away" -barry and tojo's logic
>US billions of war loans to china
*call centre crew*
*hate talking to people crew*
*get abused for a living crew*
*sexually harassed by hot women crew*
"hey we don't have the resources to continue fighting these dirt poor farmers, we'd better start a war with the rich country that is loaning them money" -barry and tojo's logic