Fook it

[ObedientGirl69]

I'm going to McDonalds

[Autistic Spectrum]

you mean rootbeers muffler is going to mac donlands

[UofLCardfan08]

you mean rootbeers muffler is going to mac donlands

ACTUALLY LISA EARNED THAT MUFFLER BY PUTTING UP WITH THAT FAT BROKEN WEENER SWAMP FAGGOT

[UofLCardfan08]

anybody else notice maks is acting like a two year old?

[maks]

anybody else notice maks is acting like a two year old?

anybody else notice that I made every single lizard cry all at once

[ObedientGirl69]

ACTUALLY LISA EARNED THAT MUFFLER BY PUTTING UP WITH THAT FAT BROKEN WEENER SWAMP FAGGOT

yeah in the same car that drove him around everywhere on his holiday to Australia.

Anyway I have a McDonald's time adventure story... I drove off the island to go get McDonalds... when I got there the girl in the drivethrough said she loved my hair and we discussed hair for a while, about how she couldn;t get away with that kind of hair at McDonalds (strangely enough because I've got the same hair as Ronald McDonald) but anyway I suggested blue would look really nice on her and told her she could buy wigs.... then when I got to the window to get my food the same chick gave me my food... I had been staring at a cocky that was standing right near the McDonald's entrance eating fries... it seemed very tame... as I went to drive out the cocky walked right up to the front of my car and would not move... the chick from the window told me it had been there all day, I threw a chip out the car so that it would move... it kind of walked out the way and just sat there in the drive through... so I pulled my car around, parked it, and walked up to the bird... a large cocky... it said "Hello cocky" so I put my hand up to it's breast and it gladly and gently jumped up onto my arm.... I took it to my car and put it in my car... I drove home with the cocky who I assumed had had it's wings clipped because it wasn't flying away.... it talked me all the way home lol, I stopped off at the pet store and bought some wild parot mix and a couple of bowls for it, I brought it inside my flat and introduced it to jazz then gave it some water because it was very thirsty after eating McDonald's chips all day and then gave it some food, parrot mix, it loved it... I went and got it a stick to stand on... once it had eaten and had a drink it very territorial about the stick I had given it lol and when I tried to grab the stick it bit me lol... anyway it must have been a well loved pet at some point because it gave kisses and would also ask "cuddle?" I took it outside and it jumped the fence... I walked around to the houses behind me and found that no-one was home so I just jumped the fence and called for my cocky which I have named Treasure... it came to me.... I got it to sit on my shoulder again and brought out it's food.... I have now discovered that it can fly because when I asked it if it wanted to come inside it flew off to the next roof lol... I've left it's parrot mix outside for it and when I call it it comes lands on the roof next door... I hope my Treasure comes back to see me often and that we can hang out. It's my new friend. Even Jazz is cool with it but naturally Treasure doesn't trust Jazz even through Treasure could kill Jazz if it wanted lol.

[ObedientGirl69]

Guess what ruby?

Jazz shat herself when I came home with Treasure on my shoulder, lol, it was on a rug and I cleaned it up... Jazz was really good with Treasure... but when she pooed herself I couldn't but help think of you :P

[UofLCardfan08]

yeah in the same car that drove him around everywhere on his holiday to Australia.

Anyway I have a McDonald's time adventure story... I drove off the island to go get McDonalds... when I got there the girl in the drivethrough said she loved my hair and we discussed hair for a while, about how she couldn;t get away with that kind of hair at McDonalds (strangely enough because I've got the same hair as Ronald McDonald) but anyway I suggested blue would look really nice on her and told her she could buy wigs.... then when I got to the window to get my food the same chick gave me my food... I had been staring at a cocky that was standing right near the McDonald's entrance eating fries... it seemed very tame... as I went to drive out the cocky walked right up to the front of my car and would not move... the chick from the window told me it had been there all day, I threw a chip out the car so that it would move... it kind of walked out the way and just sat there in the drive through... so I pulled my car around, parked it, and walked up to the bird... a large cocky... it said "Hello cocky" so I put my hand up to it's breast and it gladly and gently jumped up onto my arm.... I took it to my car and put it in my car... I drove home with the cocky who I assumed had had it's wings clipped because it wasn't flying away.... it talked me all the way home lol, I stopped off at the pet store and bought some wild parot mix and a couple of bowls for it, I brought it inside my flat and introduced it to jazz then gave it some water because it was very thirsty after eating McDonald's chips all day and then gave it some food, parrot mix, it loved it... I went and got it a stick to stand on... once it had eaten and had a drink it very territorial about the stick I had given it lol and when I tried to grab the stick it bit me lol... anyway it must have been a well loved pet at some point because it gave kisses and would also ask "cuddle?" I took it outside and it jumped the fence... I walked around to the houses behind me and found that no-one was home so I just jumped the fence and called for my cocky which I have named Treasure... it came to me.... I got it to sit on my shoulder again and brought out it's food.... I have now discovered that it can fly because when I asked it if it wanted to come inside it flew off to the next roof lol... I've left it's parrot mix outside for it and when I call it it comes lands on the roof next door... I hope my Treasure comes back to see me often and that we can hang out. It's my new friend. Even Jazz is cool with it but naturally Treasure doesn't trust Jazz even through Treasure could kill Jazz if it wanted lol.

an irl love story unfolds

[ObedientGirl69]

an irl love story unfolds

Yeah. I love Treasure, it's me hearty and I'm like its Jolly Roger.

I mean though the bird was in fairly good nick, I think it was well loved at some point but it's no baby bird that be true. I think it turned up at McDonald's because it wanted some human affection poor thing. Anyway I've made me sprog a nice warm little roost for it if it wants at my back door with wild parrot mix and it's favorite stick (the same stick it tried to fight me over lol)... so it's welcome anytime and it should be fairly warm and dry there if it wants to roost there ever. I mean fuck... I've taken it to a better place than the McDonalds on the highway. Don't care who's it used to be, is a sweet trade as far as I'm concerned.

I'll let Treasure be a landlubber and go on the account and just have a noice furner for it anytime. Arrrgh me booty buccaneer.

[ObedientGirl69]

also someone over the fence the way it flew puts out wild parrot mix sometimes on the lawn because I've seen it... so it's in better company than hanging out at Maccas on the highway.

[ObedientGirl69]

and after the first time it jumped the fence and then I jumped the fence 1/2 hour later to check on it and call it... it came to me and was on the roof and eating from the right kind of trees... so she'll be roit mate.

[cody lundin]

[ObedientGirl69]

[Dirty Beatle]

[cody lundin]