It's actually not as good as I thought, but some Mexican tried to buy an 80$ nude dance from me last night and before the dance even started he unzipped his pants, exposed his tiny beener dick to me and sat down, waiting for the dance to begin and I was all "no no no no no" gave him back his money and my boss and I stood over him will he pulled his pants up telling him how fucking disgusting we thought he was.

Its cinco de mayo, so there will be tons of drunk idiots and chances are one of them is going to attack me, try to force me to kiss them, etc