can we ban cag until she breaks up with her boyfriend?

[Autistic Spectrum]

note to self rub dick on cag towards the end of the dance

rootbeer do you have an income outside fam and disability

this is literally the average rubynet poster
I feel bad for u guys

[cag]

I would leave the dance and have him kicked out lmao. so not only would he have been out 80 bucks for the nude, everyone would see him getting removed from the club and it would be really embarrassing for him.

[cag]

note to self rub dick on cag towards the end of the dance

I will cut your fucking dick off with a busted can of redbull

[cag]

a busted can of redbull you paid 10 dollars for.

It's actually not as good as I thought, but some Mexican tried to buy an 80$ nude dance from me last night and before the dance even started he unzipped his pants, exposed his tiny beener dick to me and sat down, waiting for the dance to begin and I was all "no no no no no" gave him back his money and my boss and I stood over him will he pulled his pants up telling him how fucking disgusting we thought he was.

Its cinco de mayo, so there will be tons of drunk idiots and chances are one of them is going to attack me, try to force me to kiss them, etc

Hahahahahaha omg Clarissa is a hooker

[Autistic Spectrum]

such a strong veral man, who's not crippled nor was ever molested and who's dick is totally not broken, so handsome too, and witty, and su[per smart, and rich and his money does not come from an out of court settlement with his mother after she molested him,

[cag]

Once a customer bought me a stripper drink and when he found out it was 10 dollars, he took the can with him after the dance.

[cag]

and I was so thirsty :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

spent his kids college fund on snapples at the speramenit rhiono

[cag]

It really hurts rootbeers feelings when people make fun of his broken wiener. you bullies need to leave that poor man alone! :(

[cag]

we have 10 dollar snapples too.

[cag]

don't worry Sherman, I will protect your broken wiener from the evil dp.

[Autistic Spectrum]

has anyone ever tried to shove there fingers up your hole at work cag, if so how many inches did they get them up there bfore you got them out

[Autistic Spectrum]

follow up question was he smelling his fingers while they where dragging him out the door

[cag]

They don't usually go for it right away, but I always tell the customers to keep their hands at their sides because it is really hard to give a dance when some idiot is pulling on your arms and trying to have a snuggle struggle with me instead of an actual lap dance. A strip club newb will try to jam their fist in their right away, a strip club veteran (usually a really gross socially awkward ugly guy) will test by inching his hands closer and closer to the goods. I have a special saving account for the therapy I'm going to need for all these near-rape incidents.

[cag]

its technically molded me into the shitty person I am today.

[Autistic Spectrum]

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70 people are reading this right now cag, try to be funnyy wuqick

this is literally the average rubynet poster
I feel bad for u guys

probably pretty accurate, but i dont know why you excluded youraelf since you are actually disabled lol

[cag]

rootbeer is disabled?

[Autistic Spectrum]

you either work in Information technogliy or on welfare there is no middle ground at ruby net

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer is disabled?

nigger's crippled , his knees are shot,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i guess it was really hard for him to ride in the plane to penguin island, but he did it he suffered for lisa, his one true love

[cag]

I hope his knees are hurting him alot

[Autistic Spectrum]

whellchair arm wrestilging coming soon to espn

i dont even feel good making fun of rootbeer most of the time because im pretty sure he has some form of clinical retardation

[cag]

wtf