"pffft you just read wikipedia" is the go-to insult for dumbasses when confronted with being a dumbass

[steveyos YOLO]

Go eat rooty's dried up semen off your carpet

[Dirty Beatle]

Go eat rooty's dried up semen off your carpet

It's aioli and I already cleaned it. See the bottle was getting empty and was not coming out so I swung it to get all the aioli to the top near the nozzle but the lid flipped open and aioli spurted everywhere.


At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[steveyos666]

Go eat rooty's dried up semen off your carpet